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zombie kid 11-30-2013 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rjinn (Post 1390063)
What is with you Americans and thinking the Aussie accent is so sexy? I know we dominate you sexually but c'mon! :P Half the time I don't even notice that we have a damn accent.

When I was in school, one year we had an English teacher from Australia and her accent was so awesome. It was a really nice change from the American and British teachers we usually had.

Excelsior 12-02-2013 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1390127)
The French are very good at potesting, I'll say that. Here in the UK we just moan about stuff but are seldom bothered to do anything about it. You didn't like being governed by Royalty, so you had a revolution and removed them, you don't like an increase in taxes or redundancies, you strike. Your tolerance for bull**** is low. I like that in the French.

Who likes to be governed by incompetent?

Engine 12-02-2013 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rjinn (Post 1390063)
What is with you Americans and thinking the Aussie accent is so sexy? I know we dominate you sexually but c'mon! :P Half the time I don't even notice that we have a damn accent.

No idea what you're talking about. Definitely noticeable but it sounds like a less intelligent version of a working class Brit accent to me. Not at all sexy.

Cheese 12-04-2013 04:18 AM

the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans

Sansa Stark 12-04-2013 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheese (Post 1391636)
the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans

no it isnt

djchameleon 12-04-2013 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheese (Post 1391636)
the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans

It's actually full of immigrants from everywhere else.

The Batlord 12-04-2013 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheese (Post 1391636)
the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans

The only problem with New Zealand is it's full of sheep. And the problem with the sheep is that they're full of New Zealanders.

FRED HALE SR. 12-04-2013 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1385566)
Re: Hospital, what do Americans do if you need to go? If you need a serious operation and you have no money, then what do you do cos I'm assuming they don't just turn seriously ill people away? And what if it's minor, do you go in as normal then get billed for it at the end?

Here we just go to Accident & Emergency if it's urgent or just book an appointment if it's not. All necessary surgery (i.e. non-cosmetic) is provided free, everything is free.

Cobra or Medicaid/Medicare.

FRED HALE SR. 12-04-2013 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1391681)
The only problem with New Zealand is it's full of sheep. And the problem with the sheep is that they're full of New Zealanders.

:)

Taxman 12-05-2013 12:41 PM

So you guys are still arguing about that? And still most of the votes go for Anal Beads cos nobody but the Americans want to vote for America.
Seems like America is worse than our ******* countries if we do not count those poor countries and Sweden.


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