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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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^^ Yeah, New Zealand is really beautiful! Australia has nothing much in the middle except desert but the coastline is wonderful as are the people
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Old 11-04-2013, 10:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Remember when americans dont even eat poutine lol ya keep pretending you arent livin the shyt life
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:51 AM   #23 (permalink)
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With the success of my anti-football thread I figured I'd keep the ball rolling with another one that deals with the important issues of our time. Namely, just how much America rules. It can pretty much be summed up with three pictures:
Say what you want about the food, but judging from the picture at least two McDee's patrons manage to squeeze in some exercise before they threw caution to the wind and squeezed into the pie hole a Coke, Big Mac and super-size fries.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:01 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Only in America.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:13 AM   #25 (permalink)
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^ And this is Gerber's idea of cereal box prize... only in America.

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“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:19 AM   #26 (permalink)
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the pie hole a Coke, Big Mac and super-size fries.
When was the last time you went to Mickey D's the 90s? They haven't super sized stuff in ages!

Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.

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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:23 AM   #27 (permalink)
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When was the last time you went to Mickey D's the 90s? They haven't super sized stuff in ages!

Specifically 2004 when this movie came out


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Old 11-05-2013, 01:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
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supersize me was a big eye opener for me. now i know eating large fast food meals constantly is unhealthy. thanks morgan spurlock.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:29 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Specifically 2004 when this movie came out
2004 is considered the 90's... only in America.
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“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:34 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Specifically two months before that sham of a movie came out
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