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Goofle 11-06-2013 09:02 AM

MLS has Thierry Henry. You should thank your lucky stars.

dbprobeats 11-06-2013 09:08 AM

I Want to be american!
 
this thread made me wanna migrate..

Taxman 11-06-2013 09:16 AM

American football and baseball are both very boring. Soccer is much more interesting and I would even prefer cricket rather than American football.
Also in Finland we have developed the idea of baseball and our version is much better than yours. It is called pesäpallo so you suck guys

Taxman 11-06-2013 09:18 AM

Don't take it literally, though

Trollheart 11-06-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1381200)
ties don't happen in football?

pretty sure they do.

I meant all the other stuff 216 tenuously linked. Of course you can have a tie, but here we call them draws. Happens all the time.

Trollheart 11-06-2013 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbprobeats (Post 1381289)
this thread made me wanna migrate..

What are you, a swallow? :rofl:

chris_mills 11-06-2013 09:47 AM

Like how anal beads is winning just because nobody wants to vote for one that includes any of the words: United, States, Of, America. Shows how popular your scummy country is

Ninetales 11-06-2013 10:07 AM

anal beads were invented by a canadian

checkmate america

Plankton 11-06-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1381339)
anal beads were invented by a canadian

checkmate america

...and the Blow Job was invented by a woman, so take that... uh... nm.

Beer! 'Merica thats why.

Ninetales 11-06-2013 10:32 AM

And yet our beer is stronger anyways :O

Plankton 11-06-2013 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1381351)
And yet our beer is stronger anyways :O

Which is the reason for the loss of so many brain cells. Check and mate, mate.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-06-2013 10:44 AM


Plankton 11-06-2013 10:48 AM

Gary?

Janszoon 11-06-2013 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_mills (Post 1381323)
Like how anal beads is winning just because nobody wants to vote for one that includes any of the words: United, States, Of, America. Shows how popular your scummy country is

People really object to the word "of"?

Cuthbert 11-06-2013 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_mills (Post 1381323)
Shows how popular your scummy country is

:eek::D

djchameleon 11-06-2013 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1381361)
People really object to the word "of"?

yes they do when it's in relation to America.

Plankton 11-06-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1381361)
People really object to the word "of"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1381367)
yes they do when it's in relation to America.

As in "The Stupification of America".

I really feel like my name should be "Not Sure" sometimes.

Janszoon 11-06-2013 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1381367)
yes they do when it's in relation to America.

But the person I was replying to used it when discussing America! :eek:

Ninetales 11-06-2013 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1381354)
Which is the reason for the loss of so many brain cells. Check and mate, mate.

Hmm first drinking beer is a good thing now its a bad thing hmmmm hmmmmmmm

Sansa Stark 11-06-2013 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1380749)
Remember when americans dont even eat poutine lol ya keep pretending you arent livin the shyt life

.

Plankton 11-06-2013 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1381372)
Hmm first drinking beer is a good thing now its a bad thing hmmmm hmmmmmmm

Point being that too much % of alcohol in my daily beer intake will make me stupid. Thats why I drink my inferior swill known as Busch. Save me brain.

djchameleon 11-06-2013 11:21 AM

poutine is awful though lol why would you stand behind it like it's a treasure?

Sansa Stark 11-06-2013 11:22 AM

That quote is the treasure

**** poutine

Plankton 11-06-2013 11:27 AM

Da fuq?

*looks up poutine*

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/ny2ks/ewww.jpg

Cuthbert 11-06-2013 11:29 AM

I had to look it up too, but there's something very similar up north here: chips, cheese & gravy and I can confirm it is absolutely superb.

Poutine looks nice, would eat.

Goofle 11-06-2013 11:42 AM

Are cheese curds comparable to cheddar? If so, poutine is bog standard in my household.

Cuthbert 11-06-2013 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1381392)
Are cheese curds comparable to cheddar? If so, poutine is bog standard in my household.

I think it's more like cottage cheese, I'm a bit unsure of it if it is. Would prefer cheddar.

Plankton 11-06-2013 11:55 AM

I guess I shouldn't knock it until I try it. I didn't think fries and mayo together would go over well, but I actually prefer it over Ketchup (Catsup) most times. Poutine just looks/sounds nasty. Cheese AND gravy... kinda makes me wanna wretch.

Goofle 11-06-2013 11:57 AM

Gravy and chips is exceptional, though curry sauce is obviously superior. Cheese is also nice, so why wouldn't it work?

Plankton 11-06-2013 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1381398)
Gravy and chips is exceptional, though curry sauce is obviously superior. Cheese is also nice, so why wouldn't it work?

For the same reason pickles and ice cream don't work. Unless you're prego.

Ninetales 11-06-2013 12:12 PM

God damn americans have frackin hot dogs in their pizza crusts and are puzzled at cheese + gravy on fries. psychos the lot of you

Plankton 11-06-2013 12:14 PM

Hot dogs on pizza? Thats crazy talk.

Sansa Stark 11-06-2013 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1381413)
God damn americans have frackin hot dogs in their pizza crusts and are puzzled at cheese + gravy on fries. psychos the lot of you

Pizza Hut unveils hot dog stuffed crust pizza, Burger King offers bacon sundae - HealthPop - CBS News

Quote:

Pizza Hut restaurants in the U.K. will now offer a "Hot Dog Stuffed Crust" pizza with a mustard drizzle. Sorry America, you won't see it on this side of the Atlantic any time soon.

"The Hot Dog Stuffed Crust pizza is only available in the UK and there are no plans to introduce this product in the U.S.," Lisa Beachy, a spokesperson for Pizza Hut, told HealthPop in an email.

lol oop

Cuthbert 11-06-2013 12:22 PM

http://images.wikia.com/halohub/imag..._ORIG-ohhh.gif

They have moved on to cheeseburgers now.

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/up...er-pizza-1.jpg

Sansa Stark 11-06-2013 12:23 PM

Honestly I've always associated you with that gif lmao

Burning Down 11-06-2013 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1381381)
poutine is awful though lol why would you stand behind it like it's a treasure?

I'm not sure where you got the poutine you tried, but I disagree! You have to get poutine from small street vendors in Montreal. Hole in the wall kind of places, not the awful fast food poutine they have at KFC and whatnot.

Ninetales 11-06-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark
lol oop

wups well you cant blame me for thinking thats american right

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1381443)
I'm not sure where you got the poutine you tried, but I disagree! You have to get poutine from small street vendors in Montreal. Hole in the wall kind of places, not the awful fast food poutine they have at KFC and whatnot.

I heard Smokes in TO is amazing and were supposed to be getting one here soon. WIll actually change my life.

FRED HALE SR. 11-06-2013 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1381464)
wups well you cant blame me for thinking thats american right



I heard Smokes in TO is amazing and were supposed to be getting one here soon. WIll actually change my life.

I think she can blame you for thinking it was American. :wavey:

I tried Poutine one time in Montreal when my dad was living there for work. If this is why America can't hold a candle to another country then I say bravo America.

butthead aka 216 11-06-2013 01:42 PM

Dafuq is poutine and who cares cause u bitches don't have southern barbecues LOL

The Batlord 11-06-2013 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1381112)

The Hot 100 : Page 1 | Billboard


Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_mills (Post 1381323)
Like how anal beads is winning just because nobody wants to vote for one that includes any of the words: United, States, Of, America. Shows how popular your scummy country is

Sad. Brits are just mad cause their country used to run the world and now they're just a mediocre power clinging desperately to memories of faded colonial glory. And why the hell do you still have a queen? Here's a clue, democracies shouldn't have dictators, figurehead or otherwise.

U mad?


Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1381481)
Dafuq is poutine and who cares cause u bitches don't have southern barbecues LOL

Why do people hate Americans for being fat? We eat hambugers, fried chicken, pizza, french fries, ice cream, etc, etc, etc all day everyday. Why on Earth would I want to give all that up just so I can be like all you Speedo-wearing Euro-trash losers?


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