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Old 11-12-2013, 10:02 PM   #241 (permalink)
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That was brilliant! She's such a great Simpsons character! It's funny how she started out as a lawyer.
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Old 11-12-2013, 10:07 PM   #242 (permalink)
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That was brilliant! She's such a great Simpsons character! It's funny how she started out as a lawyer.
She was a doctor too. Eleanor Abernathy - Simpsons Wiki
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pays to be a god damn pokemon eh. Free housing for life.
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My nana is really struggling on a pension. But she smokes and looks after 10 cats at her place (the legitimate cat lady, was on TV and everything).
She's struggling because of the sin tax she is paying and the expenses associated with taking care of the kitties and she decided to stay in the same country with a high cost of living.


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pays to be a god damn pokemon eh. Free housing for life.
Free housing for life as a slave!
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see guys its simple. just move out of the country. abandon lifeling relationships youve formed and just pack up and move to mexico.

the more realistic retirement strategy would be to plan ahead obviously and pay of as many things as you can. apply or any government benefits you can get and move to an area with a lower cost of livin. which is pretty simple given i can move 20 miles in either direction and see a drastic difference.


also, america rules and other countries blow and are a bunch of soccer watchin fairies
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Old 11-13-2013, 05:11 AM   #246 (permalink)
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She's struggling because of the sin tax she is paying and the expenses associated with taking care of the kitties and she decided to stay in the same country with a high cost of living.




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Actually you're wrong, my nana has the Morgan paid off from when my granddad died. Do you even know about New Zealand laws? You don't pay more for cat food. The things that use up her money on top of this is supporting her son who at 50 doesn't have a job any more.
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Actually you're wrong, my nana has the Morgan paid off from when my granddad died. Do you even know about New Zealand laws? You don't pay more for cat food. The things that use up her money on top of this is supporting her son who at 50 doesn't have a job any more.
Okay. I'm wrong but the sin tax I was referring to was how expensive cigs are. Unless cigarettes are cheap in NZ. Not a special tax on cat food.
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wtf kind of trainer are you??
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wtf kind of trainer are you??
I don't pet my pokemon or give them treats. They aren't in this for a free ride. They have to perform or they get the hose again!

I need more Pokedollars and to get my money up!
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I don't pet my pokemon or give them treats. They aren't in this for a free ride. They have to perform or they get the hose again!

I need more Pokedollars and to get my money up!
Youre an animal.

When are we battling so i can wipe the floor with your tyrant ass
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