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Old 11-12-2013, 05:16 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Bah i thought it mightve still been unintentional. Unless you put in an easy one like relayer or something ill likely miss them every time haha
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Old 11-12-2013, 05:17 PM   #232 (permalink)
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Yes. Yes they do. The entire point of natural beauty is that it is natural. If you put something created in a factory there it makes the whole thing look a little bit more like a city. And why should we need to put something up just because one person got injured. No need to ruin something just because of one jackass/drunk/useless child. I hate this whole idea of wrapping society in cotton to protect people from themselves. It's why we don't have pogo sticks anymore, it's why kids get suspended from school for defending themselves from a bully, it's why...alright that's all I can think of at the moment, but you get my point. Lighten up and quick treating people like they're helpless and sacred.
No, it doesn't take away from the large majority of the natural beauty. It's still there. 97% of it is natural with 3% of it being safety precautions. Like so what.

Society needs to be protected from itself or else it will sue.
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:01 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Yes. Yes they do. The entire point of natural beauty is that it is natural. If you put something created in a factory there it makes the whole thing look a little bit more like a city. And why should we need to put something up just because one person got injured. No need to ruin something just because of one jackass/drunk/useless child. I hate this whole idea of wrapping society in cotton to protect people from themselves. It's why we don't have pogo sticks anymore, it's why kids get suspended from school for defending themselves from a bully, it's why...alright that's all I can think of at the moment, but you get my point. Lighten up and quick treating people like they're helpless and sacred.


I'm tired of society and, to a degree, our culture, being reduced to the lowest common denominator just to protect stupid people from their stupid selves. It's not on.
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:05 PM   #234 (permalink)
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I know the one he missed!

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Old 11-12-2013, 06:07 PM   #235 (permalink)
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You know who to blame for all these safety features of course....
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Old 11-12-2013, 08:54 PM   #236 (permalink)
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Can't speak for Lord Larehip as I don't know his personal circumstances or age until you just said, but it depends on how deep his ties are with his current location, as to whether a move is a reality or not.
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The older you get, the more you have to think about retirement. I hope you are investing your savings to get it to grow--I hope you have savings to begin with. To retire, you MUST OWN a house. I mean, it must be paid off, you must own it. You cannot be making mortgage payments in your retirement, you cannot be paying rent. It will eat right through your savings. If you don't have money saved up, what are you going to live on when you can't work anymore? Take a look at those old homeless bums with their hand out for your answer.

And those who say they will work until they die, you'd better plan on dying at around 62 to 64 years of age because very few places will keep you around much beyond that. If you refuse to retire, they will retire you. If you lose your job, NO ONE will hire at that age. That just happened at my company--big retirement purge; people who had no intention of retiring just got retired and are frantically looking for work which they can't find. Working until you die is really not an option unless you own your own business.

You need around $250,000 to retire--bare minimum. Don't have anything close to that? Start saving and investing. Or win the Powerball. Don't count on social security, it may not exist by the time you retire and even if it does, you'll be living hand-to-mouth if that's all the money you have to live on.

Traveling around with your little backpack is all well and good when you are young. It won't cut it when you're old.
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Old 11-12-2013, 09:26 PM   #237 (permalink)
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The older you get, the more you have to think about retirement. I hope you are investing your savings to get it to grow--I hope you have savings to begin with. To retire, you MUST OWN a house. I mean, it must be paid off, you must own it. You cannot be making mortgage payments in your retirement, you cannot be paying rent. It will eat right through your savings. If you don't have money saved up, what are you going to live on when you can't work anymore? Take a look at those old homeless bums with their hand out for your answer.

And those who say they will work until they die, you'd better plan on dying at around 62 to 64 years of age because very few places will keep you around much beyond that. If you refuse to retire, they will retire you. If you lose your job, NO ONE will hire at that age. That just happened at my company--big retirement purge; people who had no intention of retiring just got retired and are frantically looking for work which they can't find. Working until you die is really not an option unless you own your own business.

You need around $250,000 to retire--bare minimum. Don't have anything close to that? Start saving and investing. Or win the Powerball. Don't count on social security, it may not exist by the time you retire and even if it does, you'll be living hand-to-mouth if that's all the money you have to live on.

Traveling around with your little backpack is all well and good when you are young. It won't cut it when you're old.
I bet you perform fellatio upon young men to fill your bank account you dirty little liar.
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Not.

The older you get, the more you have to think about retirement. I hope you are investing your savings to get it to grow--I hope you have savings to begin with. To retire, you MUST OWN a house. I mean, it must be paid off, you must own it. You cannot be making mortgage payments in your retirement, you cannot be paying rent. It will eat right through your savings. If you don't have money saved up, what are you going to live on when you can't work anymore? Take a look at those old homeless bums with their hand out for your answer.

And those who say they will work until they die, you'd better plan on dying at around 62 to 64 years of age because very few places will keep you around much beyond that. If you refuse to retire, they will retire you. If you lose your job, NO ONE will hire at that age. That just happened at my company--big retirement purge; people who had no intention of retiring just got retired and are frantically looking for work which they can't find. Working until you die is really not an option unless you own your own business.

You need around $250,000 to retire--bare minimum. Don't have anything close to that? Start saving and investing. Or win the Powerball. Don't count on social security, it may not exist by the time you retire and even if it does, you'll be living hand-to-mouth if that's all the money you have to live on.

Traveling around with your little backpack is all well and good when you are young. It won't cut it when you're old.
This whole post is bullshit. If you are retiring. All you do is move to another country where you have to spend far less than you do here in America for Cost of Living. There are several places that even have retirement communities in numerous different countries. You don't need 250k to retire on. You bought into a bill of goods that was sold to you a long time ago Sir.
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Old 11-12-2013, 09:45 PM   #239 (permalink)
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My nana is really struggling on a pension. But she smokes and looks after 10 cats at her place (the legitimate cat lady, was on TV and everything).
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My nana is really struggling on a pension. But she smokes and looks after 10 cats at her place (the legitimate cat lady, was on TV and everything).
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