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Unknown Soldier 11-12-2013 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1383707)
You and your Yes references. ;)

Well when it comes to going for the one great wonder of the world, then Macchu is hard to beat.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1383713)
I ****ing hate heights, but a lack of safety sounds epic. In America the whole vibe would probably ruined by uglyass railing, big yellow signs, and god knows what else. I hate parents and their whining about safety. No one cares if your child chokes on a toy. It's called survival of the fittest and your kid is obviously dumb as ****.

I know you're a fragile type anyway. But you're right if it were in America it would ruined with big yellow signs and if it were in the UK the whole place would be covered in red and white warning signs, and everybody would be issued with a safety helmet.

Trollheart 11-12-2013 03:17 PM

If Batty were in charge there'd be big yellow signs saying things like "Free toys!" and "This way kids! Don't tell your parents!" pointing to the most precarious and dangerous parts, leading them over the edge.

Don't get any ideas about booking a flight now, Batty! ;)

The Batlord 11-12-2013 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1383722)
If Batty were in charge there'd be big yellow signs saying things like "Free toys!" and "This way kids! Don't tell your parents!" pointing to the most precarious and dangerous parts, leading them over the edge.

Don't get any ideas about booking a flight now, Batty! ;)

If I were in charge there'd be native strippers wearing feathers, technicolored clothing, and other assorted racist nonsense without any basis in reality but that made their boobs look spectacular.

Burning Down 11-12-2013 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1383713)
I ****ing hate heights, but a lack of safety sounds epic. In America the whole vibe would probably ruined by uglyass railing, big yellow signs, and god knows what else. I hate parents and their whining about safety. No one cares if your child chokes on a toy. It's called survival of the fittest and your kid is obviously dumb as ****.

LMAO, like the ones at the Grand Canyon:

http://www.rokkorfiles.com/photos/Da...Canyon0037.jpg

That just makes me not want to go there, lol. Nothing about that ugly ass railing says "Welcome to the Grand Canyon". Instead it's more like "We don't want the stupid people stepping off the cliff because they are liabilities."

djchameleon 11-12-2013 03:34 PM

You people are so picky so what if there are safety railings? Someone was injured and that's why they needed to be put up in the first place.

Doesn't take away from the Natural beauty that still exists there.

Burning Down 11-12-2013 03:36 PM

Some buildings even have suicide nets.

Ninetales 11-12-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by neapolitan (Post 1383707)
you and your yes references. ;)

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Originally Posted by unknown soldier
i know you're a fragile type anyway.

:0

Unknown Soldier 11-12-2013 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1383737)
:0

But you still missed one!

The Batlord 11-12-2013 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1383730)
You people are so picky so what if there are safety railings? Someone was injured and that's why they needed to be put up in the first place.

Doesn't take away from the Natural beauty that still exists there.

Yes. Yes they do. The entire point of natural beauty is that it is natural. If you put something created in a factory there it makes the whole thing look a little bit more like a city. And why should we need to put something up just because one person got injured. No need to ruin something just because of one jackass/drunk/useless child. I hate this whole idea of wrapping society in cotton to protect people from themselves. It's why we don't have pogo sticks anymore, it's why kids get suspended from school for defending themselves from a bully, it's why...alright that's all I can think of at the moment, but you get my point. Lighten up and quick treating people like they're helpless and sacred.

Ninetales 11-12-2013 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1383745)
But you still missed one!

Bah i thought it mightve still been unintentional. Unless you put in an easy one like relayer or something ill likely miss them every time haha


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