Why America Is Better than All Your ****hole Countries

Plankton · 11-11-2013, 10:42 AM

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You'd be shocked at how well we're received in the Middle East, for the most part. I've been through Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, and Iraq. Most places I've been received with open arms. I've actually seen more hostility in Germany, France, and Spain, although not necessarily from the natives. Still, I'd recommend a trip to South America any day over the Middle East region. The inherent risk is much lower and blending in is much easier.

When I was in Germany there were some who were jaded from G.I.'s that came before us who had run amok and caused quite a bit of damage, mostly left over from the Vietnam era, and there were "No GI's" signs on a few places. But of course there were many who welcomed us with open arms. My first night on the town, I was bought several beers by old timers who just wanted to thank us for our contributions. This was in the late 80's though. Things have mostly changed.

p-bo · 11-11-2013, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

When I was in Germany there were some who were jaded from G.I.'s that came before us who had run amok and caused quite a bit of damage, mostly left over from the Vietnam era, and there were "No GI's" signs on a few places. But of course there were many who welcomed us with open arms. My first night on the town, I was bought several beers by old timers who just wanted to thank us for our contributions. This was in the late 80's though. Things have mostly changed.

I was there in the mid to late 90s. Most of my bad experiences were from Turks or Serbians. I found most of the German populous to be either polite or extremely adept at pretending I didn't exist. I can't say I blamed them. I went to a bar that was for members only. When I inquired about membership I was told the only way to become a member was to frequent the bar. Loud and clear.

Plankton · 11-11-2013, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by p-bo

I was there in the mid to late 90s. Most of my bad experiences were from Turks or Serbians. I found most of the German populous to be either polite or extremely adept at pretending I didn't exist. I can't say I blamed them. I went to a bar that was for members only. When I inquired about membership I was told the only way to become a member was to frequent the bar. Loud and clear.

I forgot about the Turkish people down by the Bahnhof. They hated us.

Mr. Charlie · 11-11-2013, 03:11 PM

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You'd be shocked at how well we're received in the Middle East, for the most part. I've been through Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, and Iraq. Most places I've been received with open arms. I've actually seen more hostility in Germany, France, and Spain, although not necessarily from the natives. Still, I'd recommend a trip to South America any day over the Middle East region. The inherent risk is much lower and blending in is much easier.

Where in South America did you go?

Unknown Soldier · 11-11-2013, 04:21 PM

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Slovenia

What about it?

Neapolitan · 11-11-2013, 09:44 PM

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You'd be shocked at how well we're received in the Middle East, for the most part. I've been through Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, and Iraq. Most places I've been received with open arms.

Strange... because the religious minority who live in those areas are not.

Key · 11-11-2013, 11:50 PM

This thread is great and all, but i'd like to know the location of "anal beads" since apparently it's a country according to the poll.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 11-11-2013, 11:53 PM

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This thread is great and all, but i'd like to know the location of "anal beads" since apparently it's a country according to the poll.

in a dark dark place ma friend

Key · 11-11-2013, 11:55 PM

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in a dark dark place ma friend

Detroit?

GuD · 11-12-2013, 12:29 AM

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This thread is great and all, but i'd like to know the location of "anal beads" since apparently it's a country according to the poll.

I hear the weather's nice and warm there, but it does get pretty humid and there's a smog problem. Plus it smells pretty bad. I think it's somewhere in Mexico.

View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America	4	8.00%
US	1	2.00%
USA	1	2.00%
United States of America	7	14.00%
anal beads	26	52.00%
United Beads of Anal	11	22.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	This thread is great and all, but i'd like to know the location of "anal beads" since apparently it's a country according to the poll.