Why America Is Better than All Your ****hole Countries

djchameleon · 11-04-2013, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Fuck that shit. It's all about Mars bars for me. Apparently they don't sell Mars bars in the US which is A DAMN SHAME.

They weren't that great and apparently others thought so as well. They just weren't selling much. You can still get deep fried Mars bars at those county fairs though.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 11-04-2013, 06:26 PM

one of the best posts ive seen on this forum by a large margin. i agree toby keith is a staple in american culture. i worship him and spit on every mexican i see in his honor.

laughed readin thru all the country by country descriptions. all spot on and accurate. great stuff. i will help explain why america rules later as well

Psy-Fi · 11-04-2013, 06:33 PM

Thread of the year, Batlord!

You, sir, are a great American!

And for anyone who doesn't think America roolz...

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-04-2013, 06:42 PM

Yeah top thread, lol'd all the way through.

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

And for anyone who doesn't think America roolz...

ffs

You couldn't make it up.

Mars bars are English btw, but they are also popular in Scotland where they deep fry & batter them.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 11-04-2013, 06:45 PM

asia/europe/canada = plebes

feel the force

USA USA USA!!!

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~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-04-2013, 06:48 PM

Mitt Romney - Who Let the Dogs Out? - YouTube

Americans >>>>>

Trollheart · 11-04-2013, 08:20 PM

I agree. Batlord is now king of the Mega-Trolls!

That said....

America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!

Also, we tricked you into supporting our little "Civil war" in the North. Ever hear of a thing called Noraid? No, not Norad, dumbass! Noraid! Aid to the IRA from American interests. Hah! Gotcha!

Finally, if anyone are descendants of true Metalheads it's us Irish. We were settled --- conquered, if you will --- by the Vikings, and there's nobody more, ahem, bitchin than the Vikings!

Ireland rules!
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(Hell, you know what? I went looking for pictures of the Irish flag to post but somehow this came up, and I thought sure I'd much rather post that!)

**Janszoon** · 11-04-2013, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

...we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!

Yes, just take a gander at these hardworking Irish railworkers:

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 11-04-2013, 08:32 PM

Poll needs "anal beads"

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-04-2013, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Poll needs "anal beads"

Lawl I added it in before I even saw your post.

New Zealand is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. And it has me in it which gives us a lot more points. Plus Australia is our cuzzies bro!

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11-04-2013, 08:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	I agree. Batlord is now king of the Mega-Trolls! That said.... America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ***ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts! Also, we tricked you into supporting our little "Civil war" in the North. Ever hear of a thing called Noraid? No, not Norad, dumbass! Noraid! Aid to the IRA from American interests. Hah! Gotcha! Finally, if anyone are descendants of true Metalheads it's us Irish. We were settled --- conquered, if you will --- by the Vikings, and there's nobody more, ahem, bitchin than the Vikings! Ireland rules! Moderator cut: image removed (Hell, you know what? I went looking for pictures of the Irish flag to post but somehow this came up, and I thought sure I'd much rather post that!) __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

11-04-2013, 06:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	one of the best posts ive seen on this forum by a large margin. i agree toby keith is a staple in american culture. i worship him and spit on every mexican i see in his honor. laughed readin thru all the country by country descriptions. all spot on and accurate. great stuff. i will help explain why america rules later as well

11-04-2013, 06:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	asia/europe/canada = plebes feel the force USA USA USA!!! Moderator cut: image removed

11-04-2013, 06:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Mitt Romney - Who Let the Dogs Out? - YouTube Americans >>>>>

11-04-2013, 08:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Poll needs "anal beads"