Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1380845)

:nono:

Ders mar ta Oirlund, den dis.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1380696)

I agree. Batlord is now king of the Mega-Trolls! :bowdown:

That said....

America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!

Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1380896)

We have your beloved black metal. Is that why you won't mention us, batty? Hmmm? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1380785)

Say what you want about the food, but judging from the picture at least two McDee's patrons manage to squeeze in some exercise before they threw caution to the wind and squeezed into the pie hole a Coke, Big Mac and super-size fries.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1380795)

Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country

Originally Posted by djchameleon

and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1380925)

Bullshit. We crossed an ocean just to get the taste of balls and Catholicism out of our mouths.




Norwegian black metal sucks.




The best thing about McDonald's, and all the rest of America's fast food culture, is that it's invaded countless countries and obliterated their cultures far more effectively than any army. I actually had a friend who went to China for a school trip (yeah he was a richie bitch) and told me he saw a Starbuck's in the Forbidden City. Take that, China!

And I remember reading about how lots of small islands in the Pacific are having problems with trash just because they use disposable diapers which don't biodegrade and they have nothing to do with them since they don't even have the space for a trash dump. Bahahahahaha!




I didn't mention it because a nation of convicts is actually pretty awesome. Too bad about their kids though.




I already mentioned them at the end...

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380927)

okay first of all....ew. @ the bolded
secondly McDonalds in other countries don't serve exactly the same **** here. Like f. ex in predominantly muslim cultures the menu would be halal. So how is that exactly ~oblterating their culture.

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380927)

okay first of all....ew. @ the bolded
secondly McDonalds in other countries don't serve exactly the same **** here. Like f. ex in predominantly muslim cultures the menu would be halal. So how is that exactly ~oblterating their culture.

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1380934)

They have McFalafel in Egypt, so yeah. Not obliterating the culture.

McDonald's in Serbia are designed like traditional European cafes, and they have bakeries and everything. And McDonald's in Belgrade serves beer.

They adapt to the local culture.

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380937)

Ever since I've heard of a McFalafel, I've been lusting after one :(

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1380944)

wtf even is america's culture besides the proclaiming of the thread title ad nauseum

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380945)

America's culture is everyone else's culture, but made in China.

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380950)

Seriously stop reading Chuck Palahniuk

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380958)

Stil it would benefit one to branch out a bit...

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1380925)

Bullshit. We crossed an ocean just to get the taste of balls and Catholicism out of our mouths.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1380970)

Doesn't stop you from coming from European stock.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1380603)

With the success of my anti-football thread I figured I'd keep the ball rolling with another one that deals with the important issues of our time. Namely, just how much America rules. It can pretty much be summed up with three pictures:

Europe: "But we have free healthcare!" Please. If there's one thing that Angela Merkel has proven over the last few years it's that all Europe is good for is being Germany's bitch. And we've made Germany our bitch twice in the last century so we still win. Not to mention when we got bored with dropping bombs on them we started dropping food just to mess with their heads. And we called it "humanitarian aid" to protect them from the Soviets!

China: Beijing is being slowly engulfed by the Gobi Desert. If your capital city is being slowly engulfed by a desert then you are officially a country full of losers. Next!

Russia: Alright, I'll give it up to Russia. They let their people starve just so they could buy tanks and nukes, which is pretty badass. But we still handed them their asses in the end so we'll be taking all their vodka and hot chicks with curiously erotic man voices.

Africa: Dude, do they even have countries or just "No Lions Allowed" zones? Oh and speaking of the blacks, slavery was obviously a terrible, terrible thing, but how have we paid for two hundred years of slavery and another hundred of segregation and Jim Crow? By winning the Olympics.

Mexico, Central, and South America: These people know what's up. Even they'd rather live here than their own shitty countries. Less spiders.

India: The most well-known person from India is famous for being hungry. At least Martin Luther King got some exercise. That dude walked his ass off. Wouldn't even ride the bus.

Australia: Those dumbasses are too busy getting punched in the face by kangaroos to notice they're in the ass end of nowhere. If you're a first-world country whose nearest neighbor is Antarctica then you should kill yourselves. You might as well just give it up and start a bloody civil war to finally get some international news coverage. You know, bomb a few cities into the stone age (I mean who really gives a flying fuck about Melbourne, Australia anyway?), stage a bloody coup and kill...whoever is the Prime Minister/President/Supreme Dictator for Life of Australia, and maybe even do a little ethnic cleansing for good measure. It's not like you people ever liked the Aborigines in the first place.

The Middle East: What the fuck is up with the Middle East? Every time I see any news coverage from one of those shitheap countries I always imagine it smelling like dirt, BO, and shattered dreams.

Afghanistan: Whether or not you're winning the war you still have to live in Afghanistan. Check and mate.

Vietnam: Alright so you won a war and killed sixty-thousand of us. That's legitimately impressive. But we killed, like what, over a million of you? So feel free to gloat while you're wondering why nobody showed up for Poker Night.

North Korea: They're sort of like that mean dog that nobody likes that's always trying to bite people so China has to keep it in the house but he doesn't really like the dog either so he's emotionally distant when it comes up to get a pat on the head so you feel sorry for it but then it tries to nuke Japan so you kick it.

Canada: The day you stop giving us maple syrup is the day the bombs start dropping.

Alaska: Alright so technically it's part of the US, but it just looks like Canada's taking a shit. I say we give it to them in exchange for Quebec. Not that we want Quebec but I need to punch some Frenchies in the mouth every now and again.

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1380656)

Batlord I have watched you grow since Jan 2011 here.

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1380788)

Only in America.

http://global3.memecdn.com/only-in-america_o_621864.jpg

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1380898)

america has the best sports and entertainment of anywhere therefore we pretty much rule. sorry plebes!!!!

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1380696)

America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1380796)

Specifically 2004 when this movie came out

Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1380980)

Am I missing something, or is that actually Big Mac and fries in a jar?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1380988)

It's baby food. What do babies eat in England? Curds and whey? What the hell are curds and whey anyway?

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1380986)

I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1380986)

I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1381016)

My issue with that movie is that he was consuming damn near 5k calories a day. If you eat 5k calories of ANYTHING. You'd gain weight too.

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1381018)

Not if your Michael Phelps.

Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1380980)

Whilst I agree that the USA has the best of a lot of stuff and more opportunities than most other countries, it sure as hell doesn't have the best sports though. The sports seem designed simply to keep American minds fully occupied with action, so they don't have the time to actually think about how boring US sports really are.

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1381111)

soccer fans sayin other sports are borin???

http://d1ovi2g6vebctw.cloudfront.net...-laughing.jpeg

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1381112)

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1381136)

"I am not an Athenian, but a citizen of the world" - Socrates. That was 2500 years ago. We can think like that too. Let's. ;)

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1381142)

lol 1 goal in soccer game, 100+ points every NBA game. lol at US sports being boring.

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1381151)

-you can tie in soccer
-having a tie is like kissing a sister
-all soccer fans like kissing sisters
-all soccer fans are into incest
-incest is illegal
-soccer fans are criminals

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1381177)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1381198)

It didn't. Yiz are getting desperate now.

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1381142)

lol 1 goal in soccer game, 100+ points every NBA game. lol at US sports being boring.

Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1381149)

seriously, people who think watching 20 dudes kick a ball around for an hour and a half without even scoring is a sporting event are mental.

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1381262)

Soccer > Amurica

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1381264)

MLS is horrible. I wish they would stop trying to make it happen. Everytime a match is on. I attempt to watch it and get bored after 10 mins.