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Unknown Soldier 11-09-2013 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1382727)
Go to London. I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated.

Catch the train to London stopping off at rejection, disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

You've been watching too much TV.

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1382777)
so when I was learning English at school it was hard for me to remember where to put words like "the", "that", "this" for example.

But that's not the issue with Taxman, he puts 'there' in the right place but it should be 'here' instead, it's a simple fix for him and in fact I've seen that he's done it.

Cuthbert 11-09-2013 06:57 PM

:D

That is probably the only thing I do watch to be fair. The last thing I watched on telly was the Crimewatch special with the McCanns about three weeks ago.

Lord Larehip 11-09-2013 07:59 PM

I don't think America's great and I actually fought for the sonofabitch unlike most of you. I was overseas in a few countries where I'd much rather live. My nephew even moved to one of them and left me here in this gun-crazy, violent s-hithole--the bastard.

Neapolitan 11-09-2013 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Larehip (Post 1382820)
I don't think America's great ...

America is great as grandmas baking apple pie or knitting or kids having fun in their backyard or even squirrels burying their nuts in some suburban lawn totally unaware of urban sprawl.

djchameleon 11-09-2013 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Larehip (Post 1382820)
I don't think America's great and I actually fought for the sonofabitch unlike most of you. I was overseas in a few countries where I'd much rather live. My nephew even moved to one of them and left me here in this gun-crazy, violent s-hithole--the bastard.

What's keeping you from leaving though? :crazy:

Taxman 11-09-2013 11:19 PM

yeah. That's what I meant. But anyway, I have been learning English for so long, six and half years or something,so I should know these things,but I'm just lazy. And the way they teach English in our schools sucks.
I think I can handle those articles pretty well, considering that Finnish language don't have them, but those prepositions are always making me confused. I mean, should it be 'for' or 'to' or something... But I have found it helps to read a lot of things that were written in English, you know, books and comics and everything.
Also I believe that if I write as much English as it is possible,it would help too. And that's the problem. At school we nowadays never really speak English and be don't write anything in English and we seldom even listen to it. We only do those stupid exercises. And I think that method sucks completely since I believe that the best way to learn something is to do it.

Taxman 11-09-2013 11:24 PM

I think... Dunno. America is so big, but the while I believe it would be good place to live, they just have too many problems and all that stuff. We have solved some of them here in Finland but then we have some problems here that you guys don't have in America, so I think... I don't know so this post is completely useless

Taxman 11-09-2013 11:27 PM

Don't know where I should post that, but I have written something over 120 posts or so and still it seems like I have sent only 59? That's important. It's hurtin my ego...

Key 11-10-2013 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Taxman (Post 1382868)
Don't know where I should post that, but I have written something over 120 posts or so and still it seems like I have sent only 59? That's important. It's hurtin my ego...

Lounge posts don't count yo.

Mr. Charlie 11-10-2013 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Taxman (Post 1382867)
I think... Dunno. America is so big, but the while I believe it would be good place to live, they just have too many problems and all that stuff. We have solved some of them here in Finland but then we have some problems here that you guys don't have in America, so I think... I don't know so this post is completely useless

Can you see the aurora borealis where you live? Always wanted to see those.


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