Usually on cheap Russian vodka.

So you're from East Sweden? Or is that West Russia?

Actually,we do not drink that much Russian vodka but anyway who cares. I don't. I am too cool for that.
And I'd rather take northern Estonia than Eastern Russia or Western Sweden. Just because I don't wanna be a Swede and Russians have tried to make Finland their own but they did not succeed so it would have been unfair to give it for free. But those Estonian people are cool

So you'd rather live in a country that sounds like "rocks"? At least Finland makes me think of sharks.

........and a capital city that has hell sinking to even lower depths.

Finland has a capital? I didn't know snow drifts needed to be governed.

Well, actually we have a capital... And well, Finland is otherwise great place but a) most of us are too silent and I don't feel like I'd like to be one of them b) there is just too cold and dark... In these days the sun only shines only two or three hours or so...

See, even the sun thinks Finland sucks. God bless America.

blah, it is not so ^_^. But yes, I must admit, I have been thinking that maybe I shall move to southern Europe or Britain or somewhere after I have quit school cos after all, maybe Finland is not for me.
I love Finnish summers but our winters and autumns are driving me crazy.
So I do not that think Finland as 'a best place on earth's but anyway, our society works fine and our school system is good too so I DO NOT KNOW :)

This sounds like a typical winter's day in the UK.