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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 11-07-2013, 09:58 PM   #141 (permalink)
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um.. yea.. what if i told you i was joking? (i wasn't i didn't realise this was in the joke section lol)

though i am bitter..
Im bitter cause try as i might i can't quite relate to this community unless i become some jerky smart alec..

but i guess that's my own issue.

But if this is the kinda threads you guys like i won't spoil your fun, im out~
Bro if you can take a dick you can take a joke...
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Old 11-07-2013, 10:52 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Bro if you can take a dick you can take a joke...
Speaking from experience again?
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Old 11-07-2013, 11:28 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Bro if you can take a dick you can take a joke...
... and which famous American Dick are you talking about?
  • Andy Dick
  • Dick Van Dyke
  • Dick Clark
  • Dick Cheney
  • Dick Gregory
  • Dick Cavet
  • Dick Wolf (on his tax returns the IRS knows him as Wolf, Dick)
  • or Dick Buttkiss?
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Old 11-08-2013, 12:30 AM   #144 (permalink)
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This thread reminds me why i stopped coming to MB..

being an ******* is applauded here
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Old 11-08-2013, 05:55 AM   #145 (permalink)
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I remember that Black Francis is from another country, so he's probably not aware that Americans, Aussies and Kiwis and especially silly Brits, like to talk about silly and pointless things, of which this thread is one of many on MB.
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Old 11-08-2013, 09:13 AM   #146 (permalink)
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I remember that Black Francis is from another country, so he's probably not aware that Americans, Aussies and Kiwis and especially silly Brits, like to talk about silly and pointless things, of which this thread is one of many on MB.
Unless I've missed some major event somehow, Puerto Rico is still part of the US.
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Old 11-08-2013, 09:29 AM   #147 (permalink)
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Unless I've missed some major event somehow, Puerto Rico is still part of the US.
Oh is that where he's from.
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Old 11-09-2013, 08:25 AM   #148 (permalink)
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I remember that Black Francis is from another country, so he's probably not aware that Americans, Aussies and Kiwis and especially silly Brits, like to talk about silly and pointless things, of which this thread is one of many on MB.
yeah, that goes to show how we Finns rule.
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Old 11-09-2013, 08:45 AM   #149 (permalink)
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yeah, that goes to show how we Finns rule.
Because you're a serious people?
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Old 11-09-2013, 09:17 AM   #150 (permalink)
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yeah, I'm the most serious human being on the earth, just like all of us Finnish people are. We don't laugh and we don't cry and we don't even talk unless we are drunk.
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