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Old 10-31-2013, 07:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 10-31-2013, 09:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I have a special perfume handed down from my nana which ALWAYS get's me some action from the opposite sex.

I get paranoid about going to the toilet at a guys house (because I'm afraid they might hear me go).

I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:41 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Something incredibly stupid that only men do. I do it all the time.

My boyfriend does this all the time. Whenever I bake stuff, he sits in the kitchen waiting for the food to be ready, he'll then eat it right away and proceed to complain that it's too hot. And I'll be like "Of course it's hot, IT JUST CAME OUT OF A FUCKING 450 DEGREE OVEN YOU MORON!"

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I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.
That's nasty! He'd be using it on his face the next morning, right? Yikes.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That's nasty! He'd be using it on his face the next morning, right? Yikes.
I know it's gross eh! But I only did the pubes a couple of times. Mom refused to acknowledge my need to have smooth legs so when I was a teenager I did it with his shaver in secret. Mom didn't even notice.
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Old 11-01-2013, 12:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2013, 08:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I have a special perfume handed down from my nana which ALWAYS get's me some action from the opposite sex.
That is probably because back then they used exotic things like skunk oil and ambergris from sperm whales in perfumes.

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I get paranoid about going to the toilet at a guys house (because I'm afraid they might hear me go).

I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.
50% of men sniff their electric shavers before using them.... just saying.
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Old 11-01-2013, 09:29 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That is probably because back then they used exotic things like skunk oil and ambergris from sperm whales in perfumes.


You're probably right! But it smells really beautiful.

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50% of men sniff their electric shavers before using them.... just saying.
Lol, what if I shave after a shower?
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