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Old 10-28-2013, 01:47 PM   #191 (permalink)
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Okay pal, that's it: you just made the list!
Nobody calls me chauvinist: I'm as far removed from that as something very far removed from being a chauvinist is. I don't see women as perfect --- I'm not some sort of an idiot --- but your contention that men only put up with women, coupled with many other remarks of yours I could quote that mark you as more of a chauvinist than I ever could be, was something I had to challenge.

Anyway, joke or not I'd much rather be a white knight, even if I'm ridiculed, than be some sort of borderline misogynist or someone who doesn't care about women.

Edit: The bolded part does not of course apply to Vanilla...

Look, it's one of my buttons: put women down and you get my feckels up. What? There's no such word as feckels? It's hackles? Well, hackles, feckels, whatever they are, they're up right now and they're pointed right at YOU buddy!

Also, I don't know why you have to "make a joke" of that kind, probably in direct response to my defence of Jess. If I want to defend her I will, and I really don't think she minds. Which reminds me, I need to leave my armour in to be polished, getting a little tarnished now.

Oh and yes, Batty, ten out of ten for probably the most interesting thread this month. First prize!

This thread sucks. MERICA
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Old 10-28-2013, 02:46 PM   #192 (permalink)
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Lol no way, he was definitely not cheating. He begged me to get back with him 4 different times. I am well over that though.
He's just lame overall then.

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Okay pal, that's it: you just made the list!
Nobody calls me chauvinist: I'm as far removed from that as something very far removed from being a chauvinist is. I don't see women as perfect --- I'm not some sort of an idiot --- but your contention that men only put up with women, coupled with many other remarks of yours I could quote that mark you as more of a chauvinist than I ever could be, was something I had to challenge.

Anyway, joke or not I'd much rather be a white knight, even if I'm ridiculed, than be some sort of borderline misogynist or someone who doesn't care about women.

Edit: The bolded part does not of course apply to Vanilla...

Look, it's one of my buttons: put women down and you get my feckels up. What? There's no such word as feckels? It's hackles? Well, hackles, feckels, whatever they are, they're up right now and they're pointed right at YOU buddy!

Also, I don't know why you have to "make a joke" of that kind, probably in direct response to my defence of Jess. If I want to defend her I will, and I really don't think she minds. Which reminds me, I need to leave my armour in to be polished, getting a little tarnished now.

Oh and yes, Batty, ten out of ten for probably the most interesting thread this month. First prize!
That's just how you choose to interpret the saying. It is more of a saying than a joke. I butchered it a bit. The saying goes: "Show me the most beautiful, charming, intelligent woman in the room and I'll show you a man that is sick of her ****". If you are too blinded by your sensitivity and emotions to see that the same thing can be applied to men like I said earlier but you chose to ignore then that's not my fault. So challenge away all you like. Also, I'm not stopping you from defending her but she isn't some damsel in distress that needs your constant protection.

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I agree crap thread and down right anti-American.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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I agree crap thread and down right anti-American.
Which was started by an American
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Old 10-28-2013, 03:15 PM   #194 (permalink)
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Which was started by an American
It was started by an American that just wanted to stir up **** but there are plenty of Americans that are anti-American.
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It was started by an American that just wanted to stir up **** but there are plenty of Americans that are anti-American.
Commies you mean?
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Commies you mean?
More like Tea Party members that feel like they are so patriotic but they are always screaming leave the govt. out of my business. They act like they don't use services and subsisides that helped them in the first place.
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More like Tea Party members that feel like they are so patriotic but they are always screaming leave the govt. out of my business. They act like they don't use services and subsisides that helped them in the first place.
A tea party, it sounds fun.
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It was started by an American that just wanted to stir up **** but there are plenty of Americans that are anti-American.
some would call those ppl morons. same ppl who like got mad we celebrated killin bin laden

anyways by coincidence i saw former packers rb ahman green (theres a name football fans forgot about) is tryin out for some american rugby sevens team. kinda cool, wish there was incentive for guys in their prime to try it. hes gotta be about 40 at this point
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there are only three reasons that i can think of why anybody would want to watch such a mind-numbingly boring game as football.

1. You're a cretin who may or may not be able to count.

2. You're a generic tool who likes to do whatever society tells you to do and might as well have a microscopic focus group in your brain telling you what and what not to like.

3. Your only way to relate to your emotionally distant father was to sit next to him on the couch on sundays desperately hoping that he would show you some sign of affection, even if it was just a simple grunt of approval after you'd made some slightly relevant observation about the packers' defense.

So, quit being such *******s and start watching tennis.


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