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Old 10-26-2013, 12:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well, reasons 1 & 2 are bizarre guilt by association nonsense along the lines of: football can be enjoyed by everyone, therefor only the lowest common denominator enjoy it, and those who do not enjoy are consequently above average individuals.

Reason 3 would only apply to women or gays. What straight guy wants emotional affectation from their father?
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You are talking about that one SuperBowl game you watched. Ads are a pretty big deal for Superbowl games with companies paying millions of dollars for 30 second ad space. It is part of the tradition.
I've watched every Superbowl since the Patriots/Packers game back before they had Bradey and Favre walked all over them. The drama and the commercials are actually compelling. But trying to keep up with the rest of the season is awful.
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Reason 3 would only apply to women or gays. What straight guy wants emotional affectation from their father?
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Concerts at half time ffs .
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Old 10-26-2013, 12:45 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I've watched every Superbowl since the Patriots/Packers game back before they had Bradey and Favre walked all over them. The drama and the commercials are actually compelling. But trying to keep up with the rest of the season is awful.
Keeping up with the rest of the season is awesome if you have friends and play fantasy football. Otherwise, I would agree with you.
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Old 10-26-2013, 12:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Well, reasons 1 & 2 are bizarre guilt by association nonsense along the lines of: football can be enjoyed by everyone, therefor only the lowest common denominator enjoy it, and those who do not enjoy are consequently above average individuals.
Reason 1 implies that football is a sport that can only be enjoyed by the mentally deficient. Anyone with half a brain will recognize it to be the tripe that it truly is. I'm guessing that you like football then? Figures.

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Reason 3 would only apply to women or gays. What straight guy wants emotional affectation from their father?
Sounds like someone took five across the eye on a regular basis.


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Keeping up with the rest of the season is awesome if you have friends and play fantasy football. Otherwise, I would agree with you.
You make me sick.
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You make me sick.
Being the Min/max person you are. I think you would love it. People that are into rpg games tend to love it.
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I hated football cuz my city is represented by the Lions. Then I won $600 in a fantasy football superbowl a couple of years back. Now I love it!
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Being the Min/max person you are. I think you would love it. People that are into rpg games tend to love it.
I'd rather die than learn that much about such dullery.
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Nobody outside of America gives a shut up about American football.

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