People who don't like ('Merican) Football... yeah there's that.

I have one (1) friend that doesn't like Football. He's overweight (he had never been an athletic type), a drug addict, and not very intelligent. So, to counter your "Logic" on the typical person that actually enjoys the sport, why don't we take a minute to dissect that.

Glorious troll thread btw.

Whoa! That is incredibly sexist! You're assuming, through that saying, that every beautiful woman has a problem and that the man just puts up with it until he can't take it any more? What about if he's just a selfish prick, as in the case Vanilla cited? Or are you saying she drove him to it (golf pun not intended)? Surely you can accept that some men are just more dedicated to their hobby/sport, particularly in golf, and that it wouldn't matter if the girl were the most loving, dedicated, sexy and understanding partner in the world, they just would rather play golf?

It's not always the woman's fault: you never heard of golf widows?

honestly man i like ya though we disagree a lot but please lighten up in life and take a joke




plank is right, epic troll thread, classic move by batty. but a discussion that always gets great response on every forum im on. football athletes are the best athletes in the world with the exception of maybe basketball imo.

those who dont watch football dont understand the strategy and ppl like trollheart dont understand the structure of american leagues. they differ from soccer. its not a fluid game because you need 'stoppages' for strategy purposes or the game would be made worthless and it just physically wouldnt be possible. if watched soccer and it isnt continuous sprinting like it is in football. every 30 seconds, receivers and defensive backs are in full-on sprints tryin to beat another guy who has world class speed and strength. i mean its just not physically possible for any person to sprint that long

i also honestly think nfl players would dominate rugby if they really wanted to. i do think some rugby guys could play in the nfl but it would take a lot more time to learn and they would be less impressive.

Nineteen pages in two days? I win one internet.

Yeah, this is the Sham-Wow of MB right now.

More like the Slap Chop of MB.

Over reaction much? You rode in with your armor and horse to white knight when it's not even necessary for a joke.

If you weren't such a chauvinist that only view women as frail perfect sex objects that can do no wrong and need protecting then you would be able to see that they are human just like you and I. All humans are flawed whether you like to admit it or not.

The joke can be reversed for women as well if they wanted to use a similar joke.

It wasn't a great joke but I appreciate Trollhearts support of my boring ex! Normal people go out during the day with their bf/gf. Anyway, back to sport, pool is definitely a sport.

I just read your post again about your ex. Are you sure he wasn't cheating on you? Only during the day he wouldn't go places with you.

He was definitely up to something or just didn't want to be seen certain places with you.

I've done that in the past made silly excuses why I couldn't go on dates with this girl but we weren't together though. Just fuck buddies and she wanted more but I didn't really want to be seen with her in public period.

Lol no way, he was definitely not cheating. He begged me to get back with him 4 different times. I am well over that though.

Okay pal, that's it: you just made the list!
Nobody calls me chauvinist: I'm as far removed from that as something very far removed from being a chauvinist is. I don't see women as perfect --- I'm not some sort of an idiot --- but your contention that men only put up with women, coupled with many other remarks of yours I could quote that mark you as more of a chauvinist than I ever could be, was something I had to challenge.

Anyway, joke or not I'd much rather be a white knight, even if I'm ridiculed, than be some sort of borderline misogynist or someone who doesn't care about women.

Edit: The bolded part does not of course apply to Vanilla... ;)

Look, it's one of my buttons: put women down and you get my feckels up. What? There's no such word as feckels? It's hackles? Well, hackles, feckels, whatever they are, they're up right now and they're pointed right at YOU buddy! :bringit: :D

Also, I don't know why you have to "make a joke" of that kind, probably in direct response to my defence of Jess. If I want to defend her I will, and I really don't think she minds. Which reminds me, I need to leave my armour in to be polished, getting a little tarnished now.

Oh and yes, Batty, ten out of ten for probably the most interesting thread this month. First prize! :clap: