Celebrity Hate List
 

Which celebrities annoy you? Just post them tbh.

Currently for me:

Louise Mensch - When Piers Morgan can make you look like a cunt, then you know you must be one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJwM1DnLu4 <-- Embarrassing, you can actually see her start to turn red. Oh and she apologised after this :o:.

Andrew Castle - Posh, second rate tennis player. Did my head in with his commentary at Wimbledon.

Uri Gellar - Very sly and manipulative. I watched the documentary Louis Theroux did on MJ and Uri is a nasty piece of work.

Helen Flanagan - Shit for brains, used to be quite a well respected actress and has now resorted to carry on like that Ladbrokes Cheltenham workout video. Annoys me with her Marilyn Monroe obsession and that shit tattoo and that pouty thing she does.

Jared Leto - I just hate his smarmy ****ing face
Johnny Depp - overrated racist douche
The Duggars count too right?
I hate Andrew Lincoln's face, like nothing personal but he looks exactly like my ex-fiancee. Creepily enough I had a huge crush on him till I realised that, then I was like "oh gross" idk know what that says about me
Kris Kardashian
More later

Any gay comedian.
Being gay isn't funny. There are funny gay people out there, but if you want to make a living out of being a comedian...get an act!!!

Being gay is hilarious.

Listening to a gay comedian isn't

RT do you just mean ones who constantly bring attention to the fact that they are gay? I'd probably agree but can't think of anyone who does that. Can you give any names?

If you just mean camp, even though he's not literally homosexual Michael McIntyre pisses me off but that's cos he's crap.

Graham Norton is ridiculously camp but I love him, very witty and his show is fantastic.

I can't think of any that dont, to be honest?

Lol yeah I can't think of any gay comedians off the top of my head, unless Stephen Fry counts. Otherwise I could give a **** less about comedians

Stephen K. Amos.

EDIT - @right track

flamboyant ppl are annoyin


liek that perez hilton guy. gays are usually most flamboyant though. the gay lisp is annoyin too. i dont hate ppl like that cause theyre gay tho



jared leto has a very punchable face
-any of these socialites including kardashians
-many athletes to hate. jay cutler and philip rivers come to my mind
-lane kiffin
-billy bob thornton always seemed douchy

I'll look him up :rolleyes:

Long since passed from this earth but Graham Chapman


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...0329143623.jpg

Just to clarify...

...this ^

RT I wouldn't bother looking him up, he's dreadful.

Overly camp gay people don't really bother me. Anything that pisses off religious types is fine by me. They're here, they're queer and they love cock, who cares.

- Michael McIntyre. Fat unfunny fucker, he finds his own jokes hilarious, bland humour.

- James Corden, constantly making jokes about his weight and everyone just laughs along at the jolly fat man. Not funny.

- Dermot O'Leary. Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish... Born in England, never lived in Ireland.

LOL I already did. He his isn't he.
I was going to post "he's a comedian?" but thought better of it.

He's racist? I haven't heard much about this.


I feel like I've said this several times but Andy Dick is definitely on my list just for existing and being who he is!

hmmm I thought I would have a super long list but I don't hate the celebrities that most people hate. I give the Hiltons and Kardashians a pass. They are A-okay in my books.

Oh ****ing Stacey Dash, I wish she just wouldn't. She's way too gorgeous but the stupid crap that she spouts just negates it and makes my penis soft.

andy dick lol


guy is a wacko

A lot of people saw his Native American character in The Lone Ranger to be very stereotypical which in turn makes him an evil racist bastard. I don' feel that way though, anybody who actually watched the movie could tell that Depp was just in it for the money.

How is he racist for that? He went to real Native Americans to get permission and also do some studying for the role.

I think it's because of his cartooniness, but it's a Disney movie ffs. People also think it's racist because his performance reinforces stereotypes (but the role as a whole does this, because some stereotypes aren't necessarily untrue). Again, not what I think, just what people are shouting on the internet. Also since he's a white man playing a non white man (even though Depp has some Powhatan blood in him), some hatred is to be expected.

those people are such idiots lol theres really no way around it

But he didn't write the script. Or am I missing something? Why is he racist for playing a part? It's a film :o:. It's not real life :o:.

I don't believe people believe this tbh if he's racist there must be another reason.

Anjem Choudary, top cunt.


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Dane Cook.

And even worse,

Jeff Dunham *criiinge*

I can get behind Jeff Dunham but leave Dane Cook alone!

As long as you realize Dunham is awful then i can look past liking Dane Cook (even if he is really bad and not funny in any way)

There was this weird period where everything thought he was funny and hilarious. he was on top of the world and then things just changed and people's attitude towards him became venomous. I'm like wtf happened but whatever I'm still on his side even through all the hate and his unfunny acts that he has at times.

Honestly my only real memory of him was that two of my good friends were going to a show of his and I was like "who is that". I ended up watching one of his specials and mid way through I just couldnt do it. I had to rewind sometimes because he would get a standing o and i thought I missed some joke. But there was no joke. He would just say something dumb and then wait for applause. And then get it. It was a v confusing experience.

I don't think I hate any, but I love Kathy Griffin, she totally cracks me up telling us how serious celebs take themselves.

You are scum. Dane Cook is the worst person on Earth. Not for being morally bad, but just because he's so unfunny that it's a crime against humanity. All he can do is tell otherwise entertaining stories that he ruins by acting self-consciously quirky, and anytime he makes an honest-to-god joke it just falls flatter than Gwen Stefani's chest. I hope his brother fired him.

A friend of mine from NH told a story about 12 years about seeing the biggest
comedy bomb ever laid in Boston by a troupe we found out (5 years later on
Letterman when he told the same story, from the POV of being onstage) was
Dane Cook and two other lame M'er F'ers, I will quote:

"The show was called "Rock of Boston" and it included the following acts,
alternating between two stages at opposite ends of the Boston Garden floor,
in this order:

Material Issue (with their big single, "What Geeeels Want")
Michael Penn (who is always fantastic)
The...ummm...Revellers? Something like that. Nobody cared.
Jeffrey Gaines (better than I expected)
Spin Doctors (who were HUGE at the time)
the lamest comedy act in the history of man
Phish

Okay. You may have noticed that one of these acts is a bit out of place.
WBCN, the Boston radio station that sponsored this whole thing, had held
some kind of comedy contest. Out of God knows how many comedy acts,
this three-man troupe had won the grand prize: a slot at Rock of Boston.
Absolultely brilliant. Boston Garden, packed with people, just having seen
what I must admit was a very good Spin Doctors set, totally psyched up to
see Phish, and out come these three comedy guys. Good God.

The audience crushed them utterly. These poor guys were completely drowned
out by the booing. So after about five minutes, the emcee guy comes out to
calm the crowd and asks politely for everyone to please give these guys a chance,
they're good guys and all that...yeah right. The crowd quieted down for about
twenty seconds and it started up again. It was insane, it was totally wrong, and
yet it was wonderful in a way. Then the comedy guys made their biggest mistake.
One of them came to the front of the stage and gave his "come on guys" speech.
We worked really hard on this, and we're just trying to do our thing, and we just
want to give you guys a good time, that sort of thing. If you've never been part
of a massive mob conspiracy to agree to humor three guys for a total of fifteen
seconds, believe me it's an amazing thing. Everyone quited down for a second, like
"oh we're sorry, no really, go ahead and do your comedy act ((snicker)) no really
((snicker)) we're listening, we'll be good ((snicker))." Thousands of people all doing
this at once. Amazing. So the guy says "okay we're going to try one more thing
for you" and they go into the most cliched martial arts movie bit
ever, with the two guys acting out the movie while the third guy dubs the
voices. It was so sad. You're in a ****ing colisseum, nobody can see your
lips moving frantically while the other guy does the voices! And that's
pretty much the whole joke. So obviously the crowd immediately said
"psych!" and screamed them off the stage. As they finally gave up and
walked off, everyone went into "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" and it was
great.

Then we sat there for the next half hour (they were still setting up the
other stage for Phish) with no entertainment apart from the glow of our
collective accomplishment. It was so cool. That comedy act brought the
crowd together in a way none of the musical acts possibly could. It was
like Woodstock only more cruel. I'll never forget it."

Dane Cook is scum.

Bunch of unneccessary hate for Mr. Cook. I tend to rally behind celebs that get a stupid amount of hate for petty reasons. It is the reason why I like The Kardashians and Paris Hilton even though she has had her racist moments.

The fact that I allow him to keep his viscera on the inside makes my hate perfectly within the bounds of reason.

I don't hate him, I just think he's a hella lame comic.

Maybe he'd make a good game show host, idk

he's actually a really good actor as well.

He shines in dramatic roles.

only serious role i saw of dane cook was 'ansers to nothing' and the entire movie made no sense to me lol. like literally no clue what it was really about but if i remember right dane cook is a guy who cheats on his wife with some younger chick

YES!! that's the fucking movie. I couldn't remember the title. It's so good to see him acting outside of his normal doofy romantic comedy role.