Cuthbert

RT I wouldn't bother looking him up, he's dreadful.

Overly camp gay people don't really bother me. Anything that pisses off religious types is fine by me. They're here, they're queer and they love cock, who cares.

- Michael McIntyre. Fat unfunny fucker, he finds his own jokes hilarious, bland humour.

- James Corden, constantly making jokes about his weight and everyone just laughs along at the jolly fat man. Not funny.

- Dermot O'Leary. Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish, Look at me I'm Irish... Born in England, never lived in Ireland.