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Old 10-26-2013, 11:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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No way. Screw the Internet dating. Get a real boyfriend/girlfriend in the working fields.
I would rather carve out my ovaries with a plastic spork than date one of my ****ing clients
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Old 10-26-2013, 11:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I would rather carve out my ovaries with a plastic spork than date one of my ****ing clients
Working fields doesn't mean what you think it means.
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Old 10-26-2013, 11:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It means whatever the **** I want it to mean and you'd do best to remember it

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Old 10-28-2013, 10:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ive decided against online datin cause i been meatin a lot of chicks lately

actually would love to date a girl in my field but they are prob a little more well put together than the sex worker clientele field lol. halloween party this week and im dressin as a pirate and chicks love johnny depp and he was a pirate so i figure my chances are stellar
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Old 10-28-2013, 10:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I always see ads on TV for Christian Mingle and I laugh at all of them.
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I always see ads on TV for Christian Mingle and I laugh at all of them.
You mad my cousin is happily married cause of Jdate? 5 years gurl.
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You mad my cousin is happily married cause of Jdate? 5 years gurl.
My mom told me to sign up on Jdate so I could meet a nice Jewish boy. NOPE
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christianmingle
blackpeoplemeet
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and theres no place for degenerate hung studs to meet girly 20 somethings without kids

doesnt feel right to me
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Old 10-29-2013, 12:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Nope. Never. They ain't for me. But if they help people find love or happiness then that's good. My sex-addict uncle uses them.
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I actually met a chick many moons ago on HFBOARDS. I thought it was a total catfish situation because she loved hockey. Turned out to be a hot asian girl that loved cock. Was a total game changer with regard to the intrawebz.
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