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Old 09-06-2013, 08:27 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I always have time for big dick

besides if you just go on craigslist looking for big dick you'll prolly find some ugly ass dude attached to it. Antonio was hot as **** tbh

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I signed up as e harmony as a joke (im underage and nobody's bull**** detectors went off) and it's mostly desperate 40 year old men in my area. kind of funny that people are so desperate that they didn't even check if i was a real profile or not. I got lots of "ok hunny **** me now" messages and lots of foreign men trying to get me to marry them for visas.
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I signed up as e harmony as a joke (im underage and nobody's bull**** detectors went off) and it's mostly desperate 40 year old men in my area. kind of funny that people are so desperate that they didn't even check if i was a real profile or not. I got lots of "ok hunny **** me now" messages and lots of foreign men trying to get me to marry them for visas.
There are a lot of men trying to get Visas for the Antarctic?
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Old 09-30-2013, 02:53 AM   #23 (permalink)
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never had .. lols !!! coz i am not fond of going out that much too.lols ... and ofcourse,meeting up with strangers is dangerous to my health lmao !!
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Old 10-19-2013, 09:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I once met my mother on a dating site. But it wasn't planned. She was looking for someone. I was looking for someone. And we both just happened to use the same site. It felt a bit weird when I turned up on the date and there she was. But we went home and had sex anyway. Was that wrong?
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Old 10-19-2013, 10:27 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I once met my mother on a dating site. But it wasn't planned. She was looking for someone. I was looking for someone. And we both just happened to use the same site. It felt a bit weird when I turned up on the date and there she was. But we went home and had sex anyway. Was that wrong?
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I once met my mother on a dating site. But it wasn't planned. She was looking for someone. I was looking for someone. And we both just happened to use the same site. It felt a bit weird when I turned up on the date and there she was. But we went home and had sex anyway. Was that wrong?
Doesn't matter had sex
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Haha. Indeed!
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I got laid because of facebook. Never thought it would happen but it did. Doubt it will happen again though. I saw she lived near me, messaged her, she asked to meet up...we did and that was that.

Im to scared to use online dating though.
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online dating for guys is a crapshoot. Girls don't even have to put anything into their profiles just a picture and they get tons of responses/visits but guys have to put up a picture and have a halfway decent profile then send out a buckshot of messages only to get back one maybe two replies if you are lucky.
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online dating for guys is a crapshoot. Girls don't even have to put anything into their profiles just a picture and they get tons of responses/visits but guys have to put up a picture and have a halfway decent profile then send out a buckshot of messages only to get back one maybe two replies if you are lucky.
Dating in general is a crapshoot for guys.

brb making first contact
brb getting number
brb setting up date
brb probably paying
brb making first move
brb making all other sexual moves
brb brb

Honestly though I dont really mind it, I feel like it is part of being a man. I accept that responsibility but anytime I hear how hard it is in dating from a woman I think *** on......really? Your job is essentially to just make sure the guy is not going to murder you or be a terrible person.

Dont get me wrong lots of girls dont rely on the guy however. Granted I asked out my girlfriend originally she pretty much split all the other responsibilities with me 50 50. Now dats a real woman!
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