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Dayvan Cowboy 09-06-2013 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1364632)
I always have time for big dick

besides if you just go on craigslist looking for big dick you'll prolly find some ugly ass dude attached to it. Antonio was hot as **** tbh

/shrugs

Big dicks aren't even fun!

I signed up as e harmony as a joke (im underage and nobody's bull**** detectors went off) and it's mostly desperate 40 year old men in my area. kind of funny that people are so desperate that they didn't even check if i was a real profile or not. I got lots of "ok hunny **** me now" messages and lots of foreign men trying to get me to marry them for visas.

Neapolitan 09-06-2013 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1364652)
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I signed up as e harmony as a joke (im underage and nobody's bull**** detectors went off) and it's mostly desperate 40 year old men in my area. kind of funny that people are so desperate that they didn't even check if i was a real profile or not. I got lots of "ok hunny **** me now" messages and lots of foreign men trying to get me to marry them for visas.

There are a lot of men trying to get Visas for the Antarctic?

aikaflorida 09-30-2013 01:53 AM

never had .. lols !!! coz i am not fond of going out that much too.lols ... and ofcourse,meeting up with strangers is dangerous to my health lmao !!

Mr. Charlie 10-19-2013 08:45 AM

I once met my mother on a dating site. But it wasn't planned. She was looking for someone. I was looking for someone. And we both just happened to use the same site. It felt a bit weird when I turned up on the date and there she was. But we went home and had sex anyway. Was that wrong?

Sansa Stark 10-19-2013 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1375224)
I once met my mother on a dating site. But it wasn't planned. She was looking for someone. I was looking for someone. And we both just happened to use the same site. It felt a bit weird when I turned up on the date and there she was. But we went home and had sex anyway. Was that wrong?

bruh

djchameleon 10-19-2013 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1375224)
I once met my mother on a dating site. But it wasn't planned. She was looking for someone. I was looking for someone. And we both just happened to use the same site. It felt a bit weird when I turned up on the date and there she was. But we went home and had sex anyway. Was that wrong?

Doesn't matter had sex

Mr. Charlie 10-19-2013 10:16 AM

Haha. Indeed!

Dr_Rez 10-21-2013 07:28 PM

I got laid because of facebook. Never thought it would happen but it did. Doubt it will happen again though. I saw she lived near me, messaged her, she asked to meet up...we did and that was that.

Im to scared to use online dating though.

djchameleon 10-21-2013 08:14 PM

online dating for guys is a crapshoot. Girls don't even have to put anything into their profiles just a picture and they get tons of responses/visits but guys have to put up a picture and have a halfway decent profile then send out a buckshot of messages only to get back one maybe two replies if you are lucky.

Dr_Rez 10-21-2013 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1375986)
online dating for guys is a crapshoot. Girls don't even have to put anything into their profiles just a picture and they get tons of responses/visits but guys have to put up a picture and have a halfway decent profile then send out a buckshot of messages only to get back one maybe two replies if you are lucky.

Dating in general is a crapshoot for guys.

brb making first contact
brb getting number
brb setting up date
brb probably paying
brb making first move
brb making all other sexual moves
brb brb

Honestly though I dont really mind it, I feel like it is part of being a man. I accept that responsibility but anytime I hear how hard it is in dating from a woman I think *** on......really? Your job is essentially to just make sure the guy is not going to murder you or be a terrible person.

Dont get me wrong lots of girls dont rely on the guy however. Granted I asked out my girlfriend originally she pretty much split all the other responsibilities with me 50 50. Now dats a real woman!


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