The Official Tool Thread

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-19-2013, 08:18 PM

I admit it, I'm only doing this because I like f*cking with Tool fans.
Sue me.

Trollheart · 07-19-2013, 08:28 PM

Brilliant! Mr Hat€monger, you've done it again!!

Trollheart · 07-20-2013, 06:39 AM

Nurse Duckett · 07-20-2013, 06:45 AM

This thread is actually far more interesting than a thread on the band Tool could ever be.

I wasn't sure what to expect, was it going to be pictures of tools or maybe a picture of Richie Blackmore or that talentless sack of shiit from Iron Maiden, I forget his name, the irrelevant waste of space front man.

I'd rather listen to a jackhammer than the band Tool.

Trollheart · 07-20-2013, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurse Duckett

This thread is actually far more interesting than a thread on the band Tool could ever be.

I wasn't sure what to expect, was it going to be pictures of tools or maybe a picture of Richie Blackmore or that talentless sack of shiit from Iron Maiden, I forget his name, the irrelevant waste of space front man.

I'd rather listen to a jackhammer than the band Tool.

Begone, ye who dare take the name of Blackmore and Dickinson in vain! You are banished!!!

Nurse Duckett · 07-20-2013, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Begone, ye who dare take the name of Blackmore and Dickinson in vain! You are banished!!!

haha But you agree that this thread is far more interesting than a thread on the band Tool could ever be?

Trollheart · 07-20-2013, 09:52 AM

I know nothing of Tool but I agree this is a typical clever Urban thread...

Astronomer · 07-20-2013, 08:26 PM

Urban, I think that picture of the guy with the jackhammer is actually drilling into ground to the timing of the Fibonacci sequence.

And if you look at that wrench closely and the indentations around the handle, you could plot them on a graph and it would actually make an image of a spiral, which coincidentally is a lyric in one of Tool's songs. Zomg.

Now it's a Tool thread.

07-19-2013, 08:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	I know nothing of Tool but I agree this is a typical clever Urban thread... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-20-2013, 08:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Urban, I think that picture of the guy with the jackhammer is actually drilling into ground to the timing of the Fibonacci sequence. And if you look at that wrench closely and the indentations around the handle, you could plot them on a graph and it would actually make an image of a spiral, which coincidentally is a lyric in one of Tool's songs. Zomg. Now it's a Tool thread. __________________

07-20-2013, 06:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nurse Duckett Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 148	This thread is actually far more interesting than a thread on the band Tool could ever be. I wasn't sure what to expect, was it going to be pictures of tools or maybe a picture of Richie Blackmore or that talentless sack of shiit from Iron Maiden, I forget his name, the irrelevant waste of space front man. I'd rather listen to a jackhammer than the band Tool.