I've Never...
 

Concept is simple. You post something that you've never done, then the next person says whether they have or haven't. Then they post something they've never done for the next person to comment on...






I've never been in a car accident.

I have.

I've never broken my arm though.

I haven't

I've never been stung by a bee.

Me neither, yet they still terrify me!

I've never kissed someone of the same sex as me.

I have.

I've never been signed to a multi-million pound recording contract.

Hot!!

I haven't

I've never been knocked up

I have.

I've never sucked a d1ck I didnt like.

:laughing:

Samsies.

I've never used fake tan.

I haven't, pale 4 lyfe

I've never gotten an STD

I haven't, not since I was last checked anyway..

I've never been arrested.

I have!

I've never spent a day in high heeled shoes

I have (everyday)...

I've never gone a day without eating.

I have been stung by bees before so painful and yes they terrify me beyond anything!

I also have kissed the same sex many times. Not in the last 5 years though.

I have never been to Australia.

I have never gone a full day without eating, nor have I been to Australia.

I've never been in love before.

I have.

I have never owned a cat.

I've had them by proxy all my life. Wonderful creatures when you take the time to understand them. Most people think they're snotty, unloving animals. They couldn't be more ignorant. These animals succeeded as a species in the way that they have, neighbors of society, specifically for their ability to co-exist and provide great benefits, along with companionship.

While most people may see narrowly in such a way as only dogs can provide that companionship, it's simply a matter of them not understanding the interaction. It's the same, however it is expressed differently. Both dogs and cats are equally domestic and affectionate. But if someone expects a cat to bark, or a dog to purr, the expectations are what is wrong, not the actions of the animal.


I have never been skinny dipping.

Reminds me of a great book I read called All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome :)

I like cats, admittedly I am more of a dog person but I love all animals. Unfortunately though, I am allergic to cats. I attempted to house sit my best friend's supposedly "hypoallergenic" cats a couple of years ago and it was a nightmare. My poor sinuses.

I have never been skinny dipping either.

I've never had sex in a public place.

Unfortunate about the allergy. They're really great fun. I prefer them over dogs simply for the maintenance aspect. Otherwise, either would fulfill.

I've had sex in a graveyard behind a church, after service let out. I guess it's not really a public place unless you believe in ghosts or something. But that's probably the closest I got.

I've never drank a Martini before.

I have owned cats before, and can assure you: Siamese cats? They seem just as smart as people at times. My mom's siamese loves balloons, and one time, she had eaten the string to the point she couldn't reach it. She said something that sounded like, "RRRRET REEE BARRROOOOOOOOON RROOOOOOOWN."

I said to her, just jokingly at the time, honestly, "Did you just say to get the balloon down?"

She NODDED at me, and walked several steps closer, pointing again at the balloon with her paw.

"Rrrreeet. Barrrrrrrooon. Dowwwwn. Nowwww." she said. I obliged, and she was one happy kitty, but I'm saddened. She can learn to emulate human speech and body language so readily, but we can't even learn what a simple meow means.

I have. Someone at my work sells the martini pouches and I've had quite a few of them.

I have never seen Casablanca :shycouch:.

Meows are largely inconsequential.
They're additives, and never the whole effort, nor are they ever the point. They simply make the noise because they know it gets our attention, which could betray any type of want or need behind it.

I think the key is to just figure out the behavior of the animal, as it figures out the behavior of you. You get into a sync. It's less about knowing what it's "asking for" in terms of vocalization (which they don't do in the wild outside of mating calls and warding), and combining that with their more natural means of communication which is mostly body language. (Smells, we are not capable of interacting with on that level as they would with other cats)

I think the easiest way to communicate with an animal is to simply adjust to its method. With cats, you can tell a lot about its intentions just by looking at how its tail is positioned, and how it is approaching, or what it's doing. You can do this with dogs too, and we have no problem with that. It works the same way with cats, however it takes a bit more observation to realize that there is a communicative body language going on because cats are less obvious in their expression. Comparing a cat's expressiveness with a dog's expressiveness is a mistake. They are completely different animals but are similarly emotive but in different ways. The vocalizations are far less a part of a cat's expressiveness when dealing with its owner aside from just trying to get the owner's attention.
Having been around cats for at least 25 or so years, if there's one thing I've figured out, it's that the actual meows are the least important in terms of communication variety. They're vocal because we're vocal, however, they're not telling us anything more than they tell us with body language. They tell us a lot more with what they do, rather than what they say.

:laughing:

Nor have I, and frankly, I don't give a damn.

I've never gone bungee jumping.

:D

I have.

I've never shaved my head.

Nor have I.



I have never given a blowjob.

That would make two of us.

I have never received a blowjob.

lmao...I haven't


I've never crashed a car

I have. Thrice. I shouldn't have a license, tbh.

I have never been to Disneyland.

Hmm maybe something could be worked out between interested parties, Canw is quite a handsome fellow and Fetchster is pretty easy on the eyes as well.

I have. Terribly overrated but it's one of those places you want to visit just to say you've been there lol.

I have never climbed a tree.

I have climbed and fallen out of many trees in my heyday.

I have never been to a protest.

I have been to many.

But I've never seen Star Wars episodes I, II, or III.

I saw them all in theatres.

I have never played Call of Duty.

I certainly have. 4th prestige on Modern Warfare was one of the saddest things I've ever taken great pride in.

I've never been submerged above the waist in the sea.

I have, I love water, I'm a massive water baby.



I have never been to America :(

I haven't. It's full of obnoxious fat people.

I've never had a finger up my bumhole.

I have, many times


I have never been blackout drunk

OMG I have. Way too many times. That's why I had to sober up 18 years ago or I would be unlikely to be among the living now.


I've never driven across more than one state/province line. The farthest I've ever driven is to the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver to the North, Eugene OR to the south.

I have, many, many times.

I've never moshed at a punk show.