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Old 07-06-2013, 01:30 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I have owned cats before, and can assure you: Siamese cats? They seem just as smart as people at times. My mom's siamese loves balloons, and one time, she had eaten the string to the point she couldn't reach it. She said something that sounded like, "RRRRET REEE BARRROOOOOOOOON RROOOOOOOWN."

I said to her, just jokingly at the time, honestly, "Did you just say to get the balloon down?"

She NODDED at me, and walked several steps closer, pointing again at the balloon with her paw.

"Rrrreeet. Barrrrrrrooon. Dowwwwn. Nowwww." she said. I obliged, and she was one happy kitty, but I'm saddened. She can learn to emulate human speech and body language so readily, but we can't even learn what a simple meow means.
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