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Old 07-05-2013, 07:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I have!

I've never spent a day in high heeled shoes
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Old 07-06-2013, 12:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I have (everyday)...

I've never gone a day without eating.
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Old 07-06-2013, 12:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Me neither, yet they still terrify me!

I've never kissed someone of the same sex as me.
I have been stung by bees before so painful and yes they terrify me beyond anything!

I also have kissed the same sex many times. Not in the last 5 years though.

I have never been to Australia.
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Old 07-06-2013, 01:45 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I have never gone a full day without eating, nor have I been to Australia.

I've never been in love before.
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Old 07-06-2013, 01:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I have never gone a full day without eating, nor have I been to Australia.

I've never been in love before.
I have.

I have never owned a cat.
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Old 07-06-2013, 01:57 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I have.

I have never owned a cat.
I've had them by proxy all my life. Wonderful creatures when you take the time to understand them. Most people think they're snotty, unloving animals. They couldn't be more ignorant. These animals succeeded as a species in the way that they have, neighbors of society, specifically for their ability to co-exist and provide great benefits, along with companionship.

While most people may see narrowly in such a way as only dogs can provide that companionship, it's simply a matter of them not understanding the interaction. It's the same, however it is expressed differently. Both dogs and cats are equally domestic and affectionate. But if someone expects a cat to bark, or a dog to purr, the expectations are what is wrong, not the actions of the animal.


I have never been skinny dipping.
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Old 07-06-2013, 02:06 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I've had them by proxy all my life. Wonderful creatures when you take the time to understand them. Most people think they're snotty, unloving animals. They couldn't be more ignorant. These animals succeeded as a species in the way that they have, neighbors of society, specifically for their ability to co-exist and provide great benefits, along with companionship.

While most people may see narrowly in such a way as only dogs can provide that companionship, it's simply a matter of them not understanding the interaction. It's the same, however it is expressed differently. Both dogs and cats are equally domestic and affectionate. But if someone expects a cat to bark, or a dog to purr, the expectations are what is wrong, not the actions of the animal.


I have never been skinny dipping.
Reminds me of a great book I read called All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome

I like cats, admittedly I am more of a dog person but I love all animals. Unfortunately though, I am allergic to cats. I attempted to house sit my best friend's supposedly "hypoallergenic" cats a couple of years ago and it was a nightmare. My poor sinuses.

I have never been skinny dipping either.

I've never had sex in a public place.
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Old 07-06-2013, 02:24 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2013, 02:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a great book I read called All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome

I like cats, admittedly I am more of a dog person but I love all animals. Unfortunately though, I am allergic to cats. I attempted to house sit my best friend's supposedly "hypoallergenic" cats a couple of years ago and it was a nightmare. My poor sinuses.

I have never been skinny dipping either.

I've never had sex in a public place.
Unfortunate about the allergy. They're really great fun. I prefer them over dogs simply for the maintenance aspect. Otherwise, either would fulfill.

I've had sex in a graveyard behind a church, after service let out. I guess it's not really a public place unless you believe in ghosts or something. But that's probably the closest I got.

I've never drank a Martini before.
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Old 07-06-2013, 02:30 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I have owned cats before, and can assure you: Siamese cats? They seem just as smart as people at times. My mom's siamese loves balloons, and one time, she had eaten the string to the point she couldn't reach it. She said something that sounded like, "RRRRET REEE BARRROOOOOOOOON RROOOOOOOWN."

I said to her, just jokingly at the time, honestly, "Did you just say to get the balloon down?"

She NODDED at me, and walked several steps closer, pointing again at the balloon with her paw.

"Rrrreeet. Barrrrrrrooon. Dowwwwn. Nowwww." she said. I obliged, and she was one happy kitty, but I'm saddened. She can learn to emulate human speech and body language so readily, but we can't even learn what a simple meow means.
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