The Great Celebrity Cull 2013

NSW · 06-18-2013, 07:27 AM

Some of these posts read like a bad game of Clue. "Fred Durst in the library with his last album shoved up his arse."

Good times.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-18-2013, 07:28 AM

Tulisa in a crack deal gone wrong.

Other than that nobody, although I do genuinely hate that Stinson Hunter bloke, pissed myself when I heard he'd got run over the other week and broke both his ankles. Complete and utter bell-end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cgIqt4Grz8

Twat. Hope one of the nonces kicks his head in.

CrazyVegn · 06-18-2013, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Jesus Fucking Christ! What is it with some people? Am I not allowed to have a sense of humour now? Nobody, ever, in their right mind, would think I seriously mean any of this but it's not like I posted, or am advocating anyone to post long detailed snuff essays on who they'd like to kill. It's just meant to be a bit of fun. Remember that? Fun?

There have been far darker threads posted in this forum and you want to take me to task over a simple tongue-in-cheek fantasy? Ah to hell with it then: close the damn thing! Do it now. You're obviously all getting the wrong idea, but as you know me I am surprised because everybody knows I'm a fluffy bunny deep down and wouldn't hurt a fly.

Thanks for ruining my fun and using three pages to argue about the validity of a stupid, fun thread instead of just enjoying it.

Thanks Stephen for being the only one to understand.

I now have an appointment to go and have my sense of humour surgically removed. Happy?

Oh, and I can guarantee that if Urban or Jansz or someone else had started this thread it would not have got this much flak. It's definitely personal. Thanks a lot.

You mean it hadnt been surgically removed prior? Lol

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Originally Posted by Circe

Bieber's an easy one. I'd feed him to his fans in a pie and give them a harsh speech about growing up when they've finished it.

Facepalm.

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Some of these posts read like a bad game of Clue. "Fred Durst in the library with his last album shoved up his arse."

Good times.

Lol

**Janszoon** · 06-18-2013, 09:38 AM

Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all.

djchameleon · 06-18-2013, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all.

YES YES YES.

I would pay to watch that happen live!

The Batlord · 06-20-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all.

I still kind of hate her after all those New Girl commercials where they tried to sell her as some established celebrity, so I should just get with the program and watch her already! Cause she wasn't a nobody or anything.

And that cellphone commercial. Ugh. "Is that rain?!" "Let's have tomato soup delivered!" **** off!

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-20-2013, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

this thread!!!

LMAO dat gif.

I cannot.
Nope.

*cue recorder music*

Stephen · 11-06-2015, 08:05 AM

Oh no. Adam Sandler passed away. He fell down an up escalator for several hours before he was discovered.

Yeah, that's right. I'm necro bumping this puppy. Muh hah hah.

DwnWthVwls · 11-06-2015, 09:32 AM

Id like to cull kanye via crack. Imagine the ridiculousness.

06-18-2013, 07:27 AM	#31 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Some of these posts read like a bad game of Clue. "Fred Durst in the library with his last album shoved up his arse." Good times. __________________ Hi.

06-18-2013, 09:38 AM	#34 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

06-18-2013, 07:28 AM	#32 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Tulisa in a crack deal gone wrong. Other than that nobody, although I do genuinely hate that Stinson Hunter bloke, pissed myself when I heard he'd got run over the other week and broke both his ankles. Complete and utter bell-end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cgIqt4Grz8 Twat. Hope one of the nonces kicks his head in.

11-06-2015, 08:05 AM	#38 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,847	Oh no. Adam Sandler passed away. He fell down an up escalator for several hours before he was discovered. Yeah, that's right. I'm necro bumping this puppy. Muh hah hah.