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Some of these posts read like a bad game of Clue. "Fred Durst in the library with his last album shoved up his arse."

Good times.

Tulisa in a crack deal gone wrong.

Other than that nobody, although I do genuinely hate that Stinson Hunter bloke, pissed myself when I heard he'd got run over the other week and broke both his ankles. Complete and utter bell-end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cgIqt4Grz8

Twat. Hope one of the nonces kicks his head in.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1333712)

Jesus Fucking Christ! What is it with some people? Am I not allowed to have a sense of humour now? Nobody, ever, in their right mind, would think I seriously mean any of this but it's not like I posted, or am advocating anyone to post long detailed snuff essays on who they'd like to kill. It's just meant to be a bit of fun. Remember that? Fun?

There have been far darker threads posted in this forum and you want to take me to task over a simple tongue-in-cheek fantasy? Ah to hell with it then: close the damn thing! Do it now. You're obviously all getting the wrong idea, but as you know me I am surprised because everybody knows I'm a fluffy bunny deep down and wouldn't hurt a fly.

Thanks for ruining my fun and using three pages to argue about the validity of a stupid, fun thread instead of just enjoying it.

Thanks Stephen for being the only one to understand.

I now have an appointment to go and have my sense of humour surgically removed. Happy? :rolleyes:

Oh, and I can guarantee that if Urban or Jansz or someone else had started this thread it would not have got this much flak. It's definitely personal. Thanks a lot.

You mean it hadnt been surgically removed prior? Lol

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Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1333727)

Bieber's an easy one. I'd feed him to his fans in a pie and give them a harsh speech about growing up when they've finished it.

Facepalm.

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife (Post 1333728)

Some of these posts read like a bad game of Clue. "Fred Durst in the library with his last album shoved up his arse."

Good times.

Lol

Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1333778)

Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all.

YES YES YES.

I would pay to watch that happen live!

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1333778)

Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all.

:thumb:

I still kind of hate her after all those New Girl commercials where they tried to sell her as some established celebrity, so I should just get with the program and watch her already! Cause she wasn't a nobody or anything.

And that cellphone commercial. Ugh. "Is that rain?!" "Let's have tomato soup delivered!" **** off!

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1333723)

this thread!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/2146...am-faint-o.gif

LMAO dat gif.

I cannot.
Nope.

*cue recorder music*

Oh no. Adam Sandler passed away. He fell down an up escalator for several hours before he was discovered.

Yeah, that's right. I'm necro bumping this puppy. Muh hah hah.

Id like to cull kanye via crack. Imagine the ridiculousness.