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Old 05-08-2013, 10:54 AM   #51 (permalink)
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That George Lucas couldn't count.

Doofus started with Episode 4...hmph.
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Old 05-08-2013, 06:13 PM   #52 (permalink)
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That people on the news could see through the TV at me.
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Old 05-09-2013, 12:16 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Before age 5 I couldn't believe shadows followed everything and thought they had a mind of their own. The ones that stood still scared and perplexed me.
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Old 05-09-2013, 12:17 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I used to believe that the bump on your feet was full of snow. You know, your inner ankle bump thing.
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:07 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I thought the small oval birthmark between my toes was from swallowing an apple pip.
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:52 AM   #56 (permalink)
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I thought my mother loved me.
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Old 05-09-2013, 04:48 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I thought my mother loved me.
I thought your mother loved me.
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:47 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I thought your mother loved me.
That cheating bitch!
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Old 05-10-2013, 01:44 PM   #59 (permalink)
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