Stupid stuff you believed as a kid

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2013, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You don't cross into stupid kid beliefs territory until you believe pee is what impregnates a woman.

Are you saying it doesn't?!

Freebase Dali · 04-29-2013, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Are you saying it doesn't?!

Technically, it could. Assuming you had just rubbed one out prior to peeing in a girl. There's always that chance. So I would advise against such activities. Only pee in girls after you've first had a piss.

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2013, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Technically, it could. Assuming you had just rubbed one out prior to peeing in a girl. There's always that chance. So I would advise against such activities. Only pee in girls after you've first had a piss.

I'll follow this advice moving forward.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-29-2013, 08:00 PM

Whenever I would watch a movie or TV show where a character would ask for a scotch I used to think it tasted like butterscotch.

That thought came crashing down one particular night when I was 13

Trollheart · 04-29-2013, 08:01 PM

Note to any cat owners: most cats are lactose intolerant, so water is far better for them.

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2013, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

Whenever I would watch a movie or TV show where a character would ask for a scotch I used to think it tasted like butterscotch.

That thought came crashing down one particular night when I was 13

Holy fucking shit, I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING! And like you, it was around the age of 12 or 13 when it all came crashing down for me. I was at my aunt's wedding and asked my uncle if I could try some of his scotch. Maybe that's why, even as an adult, I prefer bourbon.

CrazyVegn · 04-29-2013, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I can't say you were an unreasonable kid for believing that something named cat milk, specifically for cats, was actually cat milk... Most of us would probably have drawn the same conclusion.

You don't cross into stupid kid beliefs territory until you believe pee is what impregnates a woman.

Feeling better

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Note to any cat owners: most cats are lactose intolerant, so water is far better for them.

Let's see a couple minor things I believed:
I asked my dad (about age 9) why the Sun gets dark sometimes. (shifting clouds)
He was having a conversation with my mom and said right after, "Because the grass is dry."
I left the room feeling newly... informed...

Until LAST year. ..
Horses and cows lived 40 - 50 yrs and not 20 max.

aki6798 · 04-29-2013, 09:15 PM

I used to think that, since married couples generally have the same last names, I'd have to marry my brother.

I always told my then best friend that I couldn't marry him because I had to marry my brother.

Neapolitan · 04-29-2013, 10:06 PM

After seeing a circus bear walk, I believed humans evolved from bears instead of monkeys.

ThePhanastasio · 04-29-2013, 10:13 PM

Legit thought that swallowing a watermelon seed would make a watermelon grow in ones' stomach. Although, for some inexplicable reason, I also associated the horror with Jack and the Beanstalk, and pictured this immense vine shooting out of my mouth into the heavens, where giants apparently lived.

I swallowed a watermelon seed at school once. The hysterical bathroom standoff with my first grade teacher was not my finest moment.

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aki6798 Groupie Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: The land of music Posts: 10	I used to think that, since married couples generally have the same last names, I'd have to marry my brother. I always told my then best friend that I couldn't marry him because I had to marry my brother.