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Old 04-18-2013, 07:12 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:22 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Looks like you wound up on top of me instead, Janz.
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:27 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2013, 12:23 AM   #34 (permalink)
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He definitely fits the description. I think it would inflate his ego way too much if I said it every morning.

Well that would definitely, uh, inflate something else lol
You're probably right, we don't him turning a not very nice bf. I bet something will be inflating and you might just have to help him with that.
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Old 04-19-2013, 12:35 AM   #35 (permalink)
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You're probably right, we don't him turning a not very nice bf. I bet something will be inflating and you might just have to help him with that.
Mmmmhmmmmm I would not hesitate with that lol.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:45 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Mmmmhmmmmm I would not hesitate with that lol.
I reread that post I made to you and it makes no ****ing sense. I need to get my head on straight lol!
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:46 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Looks like you wound up on top of me instead, Janz.
And below you to. Clone gangbangs are the best.

Hehe. "Below you."
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And below you to. Clone gangbangs are the best.

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