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Old 04-17-2013, 10:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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lol wut? Why does everyone get this but me? Are you flirting?
LOL. To be honest there wasn't a lot of thought put into that joke so it probably doesn't hold up under scrutiny. More derping than flirting .
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Old 04-17-2013, 10:58 PM   #22 (permalink)
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LOL. To be honest there wasn't a lot of thought put into that joke so it probably doesn't hold up under scrutiny. More derping than flirting .
That's okay, I love a good joke however can be a bit slow on the uptake!

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Old 04-17-2013, 11:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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That's okay, I love a good joke however can be a bit slow on the uptake!

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Slow. On the uptake. Aw yeah.
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:17 AM   #24 (permalink)
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This thread needs a good, hard fixing up, if you catch my drift.
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Old 04-18-2013, 02:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Slow. On the uptake. Aw yeah.
I feel so stupid tonight!
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:01 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Slow. On the uptake. Aw yeah.
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This thread needs a good, hard fixing up,

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Old 04-18-2013, 08:52 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Well if I had your bf I'd be saying it to him every morning after waking up beside him.
He definitely fits the description. I think it would inflate his ego way too much if I said it every morning.
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Or you could say his penis is a delicious hunk of your man.
Well that would definitely, uh, inflate something else lol
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:05 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I don't know anyone here well enough to flirt/innuendo them.
Just tell me I'm a dirty boy and we can move on from there.

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More derping than flirting .
You skip right over flirting and go right to derping? You slut! I usually wait 'til the second date at least.
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