I know what you watch you dirty bastards
 

First of all I need to cover my back, so while this link's entirely SFW the website hosting it is part of the Porn Hub network so actually visiting it while your history's being monitored might not be a good idea.

Anyway, here's the porn habits of a reasonable amount of the countries on Earth. It's got a weird combination of funny, terrifying and downright weird going on, enough that I figured it's worth a look. I do want to see how exactly they judged this data because I think some of it just can't be right (I can't see how us Brits would be searching for "British" porn more than "MILF" or something) and I do hope that some Psychologists or Sociologists actually try to analyse this because anyone familiar with some of the countries on this list might find some results... odd. My personal favourites were gay Indian being at the top of Pakistan (the country that isn't exactly a big fan of either of those things) and all the weird scat-related stuff for South Africa (perhaps living in a total shithole turns your thoughts towards that stuff?).

Apparently Oregon = Nevada

I've seen this on buzzfeed, my favourite search term was sh it orgy... Wtf?

Errr....ummmm.....http://raidertalk.com/x/images/smilies/yikes.gif

What is a "Japan Bus" and why do Egyptians want porn of it?

Be honest. You were looking for yourself on that list weren't you? ;)

It's a Japanese porn sub-genre known as Chikan (no, not *chicken* yew sick f*cks), which translates to "groping". Anonymous (frequently faceless, pixelated) men molest schoolgirls on crowded buses and trains. Of course it's all set up, I mean after all there *is* a camera there, but it's a very real problem IRL Japan.

This sign:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...hikan_Sign.jpg


...warns "Beware of Gropers" at bus and train stops there. They've even tried all-female train cars to attempt to protect the women.

The Japanese have always been cutting edge in freakshow.

I'm actually really vanilla tbh

I like to think that I'm a deranged pervert, but in Japan I'd probably just be normal. And I'd be happy to be normal too. *shivers*

Truer words have never been spoken


Pornography in Japan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So, you have two profiles here? ;)

Nah Americans have weird fetishes too, like especially the snuff fetishists and people who want to be trained to be dogs

Very true, but here in America when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Hahha

For me it's actually 5.99, but I don't even talk to them. I just ignore them and leave my phone on. I have no idea why this is a thing???

I actually thought Japan's selection of top searches was pretty disappointing. The good old sexually repressed Middle East and South America seem to turn up the best weird stuff.

Romania: "mom and son"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw...oo5_r1_250.gif

Who lives in Romania besides some gypsies and Dracula? Gotta do what you gotta do.

S. America? Well, mebbe places like Peru and Chile (idk) but when I think of S. America, my first thought is Brazil, one of the most libidinous countries on earth...

I was thinking of the devout Catholic countries that treat the missionary position as a little too fetishistic for regular use.

Desperate for virgin blood in Romania, even Dracula often travels to Italy and abroad in search of .. sweet .. pure .. Catholic girls to feast on.

Been there. Best looking females I've ever seen, and lots of them. Better than Germany, even.
Of course, that's all in the touristy areas near the Black Sea beaches. Can't say the same for the 3rd-world parts where the houses are mud huts. Not sure they have internet in those anyway...

hot romanian women - Google Search

I can't help but feel like they picked one persons search history at random from each country.

I mean, 6th for czech republic is castrated shemale....

Oh wow, that should've been MUCH higher.... https://cannabis.community.forums.oz...stling0000.gif


(I know and am very fond of one very sweet TS lady)

Yeah, maybe they should Czech those numbers again.

You know deep down you're Hungary for that ass.

You're both Turkey's

Keep it up and I'll Serbia with a lawsuit.

You really shouldn't go Russian to judgement

Fuck off! All I've gotta do is Greece the judge's palm and I'll have everything you own.

Your case has more holes in it than Swiss cheese

“The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand washers living in a giant Barclays Bank.

Yeah seen this. It's good.

Really? Why not?

I like watching English babes and if I want to see that I have to search British as anything else will just return a load of American videos. Definitely believable that people would search for porn that's a bit more 'local' as it feels more realistic then, most people would get turned off and disillusioned by the unrealistic Hollywood style porn, I don't want to see breast implants and flashy lighting, I want to see close up zits and sweaty foreheads.

Plastic pornstar american: Oh yeah baby, oooooooh, oh yeah. Instant turnoff.

At the other end of the scale is some british porn where some chavette's chewing gum "so ya wanna see mah tits den doo ya?"

I prefer it in english, the accent doesn't bother me as long as it seems at least somewhat genuine.

:laughing:

Hey man, there's a difference between wet pussies galore 2, and amatuer couple sex.

:shycouch: :love:

How the hell did you link Japan Bus and Egyptians together?