I know what you watch you dirty bastards

Paul Smeenus · 03-16-2013, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Keep it up and I'll Serbia with a lawsuit.

You really shouldn't go Russian to judgement

The Batlord · 03-16-2013, 01:23 PM

Fuck off! All I've gotta do is Greece the judge's palm and I'll have everything you own.

Paul Smeenus · 03-16-2013, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Fuck off! All I've gotta do is Greece the judge's palm and I'll have everything you own.

Your case has more holes in it than Swiss cheese

Necromancer · 03-16-2013, 01:42 PM

“The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand washers living in a giant Barclays Bank.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-16-2013, 02:04 PM

Yeah seen this. It's good.

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(I can't see how us Brits would be searching for "British" porn more than "MILF" or something)

Really? Why not?

I like watching English babes and if I want to see that I have to search British as anything else will just return a load of American videos. Definitely believable that people would search for porn that's a bit more 'local' as it feels more realistic then, most people would get turned off and disillusioned by the unrealistic Hollywood style porn, I don't want to see breast implants and flashy lighting, I want to see close up zits and sweaty foreheads.

Face · 03-16-2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

I like watching English babes and if I want to see that I have to search British as anything else will just return a load of American videos. Definitely believable that people would search for porn that's a bit more 'local' as it feels more realistic then, most people would get turned off and disillusioned by the unrealistic Hollywood style porn, I don't want to see breast implants and flashy lighting, I want to see close up zits and sweaty foreheads.

Plastic pornstar american: Oh yeah baby, oooooooh, oh yeah. Instant turnoff.

At the other end of the scale is some british porn where some chavette's chewing gum "so ya wanna see mah tits den doo ya?"

I prefer it in english, the accent doesn't bother me as long as it seems at least somewhat genuine.

Necromancer · 03-16-2013, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Face

I prefer it in english, the accent doesn't bother me as long as it seems at least somewhat genuine.

Face · 03-16-2013, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Necromancer

Hey man, there's a difference between wet pussies galore 2, and amatuer couple sex.

Necromancer · 03-16-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Face

Hey man, there's a difference between wet pussies galore 2, and amatuer couple sex.

Rjinn · 03-16-2013, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Always

What is a "Japan Bus" and why do Egyptians want porn of it?

How the hell did you link Japan Bus and Egyptians together?

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