Ban the user above you
 

The point of this Forum game is very simple, Ban the user above for a reason..

it doesn't have to be a good reason, or make sense really, all you have to do is write

"I ban you because *reason here*"

Since no one is above me, i'll to start by banning the person below me

i ban you cause i predict your post is gonna be hurtful


(I apologise if this game already exists here)

I'm banning you because without even knowing me you judge me for being a hurtful person. I was going to offer you to come out to my pad for some ham sandwiches and casual sex but noooo you had to get all huffy and accuse me of being a bad person. Well **** you sir. **** you.

I wanted to ban you for an hour just for daring us, but the least I can ban anyone for is one day. :(

I ban you because you didn't invite me over for ham sandwiches and casual sex.

I'm banning both of you for posting in the same time period and confusing everybody as to who is talking to who.

I'd ban you for the amount of grain on your avatar..... sigh

I'd ban you for the color banding on your avatar.

I ban you for having a name with an s and z in sequence, making it harder for me to (try) to pronounce than the current month of February. If I try to say it aloud, it comes out: "Jan-schoon" or "Yan-schoon," depending on my current mood and opinion on silent letters. I try to say, "Yahn-zoon" but it ends in tragedy every damned time.

i ban you cause i don't know if you're a girl or a guy

I ban you for not being able to see through vague androgyny and realizing that lady parts reside within my pantalones. And also for painting your goddamned abstract house silver.

i ban for you saying pants in spanish

also im just a painter you're a murderer.

I ban you for not having a larger avatar weirdo

i ban you cause idk how to re-size images :(

I ban you because you don't know that you have to request larger avatars from mods.

thanx, i didn't know that :)

i ban you, and your large superior avi ^_^

Banning you for being a self-declared "music addict" under your username. Addiction isn't a joke sir.

I ban you for picking an avatar that continually stares at my ceiling.

i ban you cause saxophones were only cool in the 80's

I ban You because saxophones were most definitely Not Cool in the 80s.

I ban you because I seriously doubt you are qualified to drive that train.... also it's a museum piece (waits for the retort that I am one to talk...!) :laughing:

I ban you for apparently being the "worst.member.ever".

Also, I have to admit I'm dying for a spammer to post in this thread so I can literally ban the use above me.

I ban you for having sex with my goat. Now I can't even look at her.

I'm banning you for making my girlfriend think I'm looking at porn every time she sees your avatar.

I'm banning you for lying about having a girlfriend.

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I'm banning you for not knowing that I've posted pictures of the two of us on here before and that you can suck a old crusty vagina.

I ban you for making me picture an old crusty vagina in my head :(

I ban you for not having a face! :eek:

edit: OMG I almost tried to ban Trollheart for the same reason Jans did. Sorry!

I ban you for *pretending* to be the worst member ever :)

??? why does your girlfriend care if you look at porn

and I ban misspoptart for listening to Dave Matthews Band....ick

I ban YOU for being a dominatrix.

Don't hurt me.

:laughing:

I ban myself for being on here when I should be studying!

I ban you for making me feel like I don't watch enough movies!

I'm banning you for thinking what i do is fun and productive. I have no soul. Being addicted to film is a disease.

I ban you for spreading diseases on the forum, Exo, and also for not having a soul. Are you Rasputin?

I ban you all because youre all dicks.

I ban you for being a pussy.

I ban you for erecting me with your avatars. Correction: making me wet with your avatars, since I am pussy.

Banned for having 'blast' in your username, you must be a terrorist or have terrorist affiliations

Banned for being black. We don't like your kind 'round here.

Banned for changing your avatar to some blonde hussey. I liked the brunette much... never mind.