Banned for not being asleep

Oh it is only 11:01 pm. Banned for thinking I should sleep.

banned because by your time zone I should be outta work but Im not...

Banned because I have that power.

banned becauseyou are drunk on power

Banned for having every second post in this thread

Banned for having every other second post on this thread.

Banned for not having every second post on that thread...

Banned for banning the guy who just declared me a hypocrite with good reason

Banned for liking ALL types of music which means that you must like **** music and thus you must be banned because people who like **** music are looked down upon by elite music lovers like the members of this forum but wait that includes you oh **** how can this be my mind is fudge i no understand inception and all that oh noes