Banned for assuming I didn't try

Banned for supposing that I assumed that you didn't try. I banned you because you failed.

Banned for pooping under the bed

Banned for releasing secrets that should not be told

Banned for creeping under the bed while naked

Banned for not doing it. Everyone should.

Banned for not RUNNING nakedly

Banned for making this appear on my screen every ten seconds when I'm using the "Today's Post" function. Also, banned for making me a hypocrite for bitching about people posting in this thread.

Banned because I'm afraid to ban you cos you are angry.

Batlord: banned for not joining the party under my bed....

Taxman banned for being scared to give the batlord an invite to the party under my bed...