banned because you went off topic again, all sexual positions belong in the Sexual Experience thread: swede-creme-donuts: pfft you sir have a dirty mind...

What? :laughing: I wasn't trying to perverse, though. I just don't like swedes. I ban you cos you think I have dirty mind. I'm as innocent as lamb, mind you.

banned for staring at my ass...

I don't know what you are doing but I suppose you're sitting on your chair and foolin' round the internet. So if I were staring your ass, I should be under your chair or inside of your cabinet. And where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility.

So I ban you cos you think that I'm under your chair and I'm not.

Banned for revealing my location

I ban you for being a pervert

banned because you aren't a pervert....

So you would like that I was under your chair or in your cabinet like Briks. Ain't it too tight for two?

I ban you because you have got skeletons in your cabinet.

Banned for eating my ****ing pears.

EDIT: Oh Taxman, you ballsed it up! :D

Banned for not telling me you love a good Cleveland steamer