banned for not drinking a very expensive chardonnay

Banned because you think I work in mergers and acquisitions, when I really work in MURDERS AND EXECUTIONS!

Banned because your avatar = hardons!

Banned for not having one

Banned because being a racist. Getting an avatar is pretty hard. I have asked them but none of them wanted to play with me :(

banned because there are only two sure things in life death and taxes...

Banned for being pessimistic

banned because you fail to see my pessimism as truth....

Banned because you hurt my newly-found religion. I am a monk now so I don't believe that death exists
it is just an illusion.

banned because your illusion reeks of mystical folly....