Banned for being so much of a filthy poser that you can use the word ethnocentric sentence.

Banned because you is all jealous of me writing skill or vocabulary talents.

Banned because yo grammar aint like mines.

Banned because yo penis aint like Frowns.

Banned because you're never gonna see it.But eye have ;)

Banned for cheating on Goofle. You ain't right.

Bnnd jst bcs

Banned for name and caption I don't understand.

Banned for not knowing his penis is a catus

Banned for not knowing I still get pussy.

Banned for loving cougars .

Banned for not serving those baby Vienna sausages last Saturday night like you usually do as a weekend treat.

Banned for breaking into Roxxys house and eating her snacks.

Banned for flipping me off.

Banned for bringing out the worst in Frown.

It rubs the lotion on its skin....

I think she wants the hose again Chula.

Edit: For thread format: Banned for wanting the hose after just getting it.

Banned for thinking we're dating.

Banned for sending him mixed signals

Banned for not having business of yer own to mind.

Banned for excluding me.

Banned for needing validation.

Banned for prefering confrontation.

Banned for shying away from conflict.

Banned for egging him on.

Banned for not leggo'in my eggo.

Banned for taking my eggo

banned because silly rabbit trix are for kids.

Banned for bruising my ego.

banned for being not experiencing ego death.

Banned for murdering people, claiming that you just wanted them to experience ego death.

Banned for not partaking in Helter Skelter.

Banned for not being at Tate's party to knock those bitches out.

Banned for not inviting me.

Banned for hosting her own pity party.

Banned for calling out Rox.

Banned for eating the last cookie...

Banned for getting here to late to take part in all of the Manson Family word play that went on
earlier.

Banned for being a hypocrite.

Banned because Nørwēgïân name and American cartoon avatar don't make no sense.