I ban you for having such an inane location and signature combination. I was stuck for hours just desperately looking between the two.

I ban you for the giant muppet avatar. Muppets, giant or otherwise, can suck my balls.

I ban you for your avatars always showing up on screen when I'm off task at work and my boss walks by.

I ban you for not murdering your boss.

Banned for being a slutty blond trap!

Turns out member was not the actual frontman for the Pixies. Banned for identity theft.

Banned for unnecessary Russian.

banned for not specifying what flavoured poptart she is..

she's the Miss of poptarts yes, but what flavour?

S'mores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: can I not write in ALL CAPS?

2nd.edit: Wait, I can, but only if not before 33 exclamation points.

lol i love smores <3

but they could lead to diabetes, Banned for causing Diabetes :mad:

Banned for spreading panic.

banned for trying to hide the truth behind poptarts

Banning you for not being Charles Thompson IV.

Banning you for not being Nat Hale.


(A Buckethead style guitarist from another forum).

You're banned for twisting my brain! (See location/see signature/see location... whaaaaaa?)

Banned because you're the "worst.member.ever".

I ban you because the voices in my head told me to.

I ban you for not being Amurican.

I ban you for being Amuricun.

I ban you for typing out your manc accent.

I ban you for being a redneck.

Banned for being from Manchester. Sheffield all up in this bitch!

I ban you cause that girl in your avi is not as hot as when i first saw her. U_U

Banned for false advertising.

Yer name probably isn't even Francis, is it.

Banned for 798 attempts at stealing the Krabby Patty formula. We see that as spam here.

Banned for losing your head.

Banned for causing me some mild chaffing.

Banned for Jorts. It had to be done. :)

H8ers gonna h8... and BAM! yer banned.

Give peace a chance. Banned for being a fascist pig.

Banned for saying give peace a chance, ****ing hippies.

Banned for voting for Lyndon Johnson.

Banned for...

I can't stop laughing...

I'm banning myself for overuse of elipsis.

I am banning Plankton for having the smallest avatar on the forum (but also my favourite avatar :) )

I ban you for making fun of Plankton's small "avatar". The Curse of the Irish is no joke.

I ban The Batlord for having the biggest text in his sig.

P.S. my penis is 4.45 inches actually; which is above average in China.

Banned for trying to hate on my rampant narcissism.

Banned for reminding me of Stranger in a Strange Land every time you post.

Banned for having to be reminded of Heinleins greatest novel everytime he sees THE BL.