Banned for thinking that a handful of sentences is "long-winded". Also, if you want to type something, it helps if you take your keyboard/phone out of you mouth.

Id love to shove it down your frigging throat.
Banned for being a self righteous twit.

Wow, two whole sentences? Banned for reaching Oriphiel-level long windedness.

You bore me.Go rub one out.Not worth my ban.

Thanks. I'd give you permission to rub one out as well, but something tells me that it'd be a posthumous decree. Anyway, banned for using the cliche "you bore me, i'm outta here" cop out.

Banned for not shit talking Roxy.

Banned for not shitting on Roxy.

Banned for kawaii avatar

Banned for Stalin. Show us your Marx!

Why? It's not Christmas yet.

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