Banned for saying I'm creepy. I just wanted to collect his socks, what's wrong with that?

Banned for forcing me to use milk cartons as a substitute for stolen socks. Those things are expensive dammit!

Banned because I didn't steal your socks. Only Briks'. You uh, you might wanna look into that...

Banned for sweating in my socks and then putting them back in the drawer. Now I have to smell all of them to know which ones to wash.

Banned for getting drunk and passing out with your head in your sock drawer.

Banned for giving me vodka instead of water

banned for drinking it.

Banned for straining shoe polish through Briks' socks just to get drunk of the alcohol content.

Banned for pairing pink ones with red ones when you helped me fold socks

Banned for putting your red socks into lemonade to create pink lemonade.