Banned because your username sounds like an expensive shampoo.

Banned for thinking anyone uses "shampoo"

Almost banned for not using shampoo, but then I realized that you don't have a need for such things.

I loves ya LiLs but

Banned for insensitivity to male pattern baldness. Heh.

Sorry Paul...

Banned for oversensitivity to male pattern baldness

banned for growing up!

Banned for being a cradle robber AND scoping out playgrounds!

banned for fogging up my binoculars!

Banned for creepy dude in your avatar

Banned for the creepy dude in your bedroom