Banned but it's opposite day, so no ban.

Banned for getting not banned

Banned for being too nice to everybody

Well... banned for being a punchable douche and having bad taste in punk.

Banned for insinuating bands like FIDLAR and Dillinger Four are even remotely bad

banned for being drunk in the day time

Banned for bigger knowledge and probably better taste in punk than me.

@Sansa: Banned for being a better reader than me

Banned for throwing a red shirt in with your whites.

banned for prejudice against pink

Banned for being prejudiced towards drunks and saying I have a captain save a ho complex. I'm a drunken buffoon but I ain't that small minded.