Banned cause i don't trust trees cause you never know what they're thinking!

Banned because you already fear trees and know of their secret plan to kill all humans.

banned because the California raisins aint got no soul!

Banned for taking the last cookie

Banned for even choosing cookies over cake.

Banned for choosing cake over pie

Banned for making people choose.

Banned for even having to stress over choosing.

Pie>cake. The End.

Banned for forgetting the doughnuts

Banned because savory>sweets. The lot of you.