Banned for masturbating to them.

Banned for not giving me marshmellows.

Banned cause marshmellows are overrated.

Banned for overrating underrated marshmellows.

seriously, what's so f*ckin great about marshmellows?

Banned for thinking of Smores, they don't count.

Banned for discriminating smores.

banned because I'm sick of banning you!
Damn bann hog!

Banned for being a laaaady

Banned for thinking well behaved women make history!
Mormon!

Banned for thinking custard creams are the best biscuit!
Bourbon!