banned for not drinking a very expensive chardonnay

Banned because you think I work in mergers and acquisitions, when I really work in MURDERS AND EXECUTIONS!

Banned because your avatar = hardons!

Banned for not having one

Banned because being a racist. Getting an avatar is pretty hard. I have asked them but none of them wanted to play with me :(

banned because there are only two sure things in life death and taxes...

Banned for being pessimistic

banned because you fail to see my pessimism as truth....

Banned because you hurt my newly-found religion. I am a monk now so I don't believe that death exists
it is just an illusion.

banned because your illusion reeks of mystical folly....

Banned because being God's prophet makes me better person than you. When you and other non-believers die I'll play triangle and sing a hymn to God of mine.

banned for megalomania...

Banned because using words that make you look clever. I should also do it but I don't know too many of them. It makes me unable to show off my intelligence.

Edit: Banned for posting just a second before me, therefore making my original ban irrelevant.

Banned for refusing to show off, for speaking more than one language, and for being a Fin.

banned cause you aint makin no dayom sense....

Banned for infringing on my bans...

Fin is spelled Finn so banned because ****ty spelling. Also I have always though that most people speak many languages, but of course if your original language is English there's no need to learn more.
Jag kan tala Svenska också.

I ban you all cos you are posting too quickly you dumpasses

Banned for making me look stupid. Bastard.

banned because you think the FINN made you look stupid

Banned because using rough words.

banned for being a softie...

Banned because you think that spelling errors don't make you look stupid...

banned for not knowing I spell like a mutant...

Banned for copying my idea and using those three periods...

Banned for thinking you are that original...

Banned for thinking I could be original. Oxy is the only original out there

Banned for assuming I thought you were original.. pfft no no no....

Banned for not coming up with even a decent reason

Banned for being a TAX COLLECTING IMPERIALIST PIG... with no avatar...

Banned for thinking I have no avatar. Actually I have. It looks like this --> ? Oh actually it do not look like it.

banned for thinking this 8=======)~
is an avatar....

Banned for having four periods instead of three. We in Shakespearean Literature Club do not like thine spelling

banned for not recognizing true originality............

Thine originality do not count cos it is against the laws written by our beloved apostles. So we shall ban you, you ill-mannered delinquent

banned realizing a bit to late that, the monster's bride always comes back....

Banned because I did not understand thine message

banned because no one understands your messages.... :rofl:

Why? Am I really so abstract, may I ask? I endeavour to write as correctly as I can. Is my skill of English language really so frail?

I ban you because you don't understand me.