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12,455,634,654,000 | 7 | 50.00% | |
5 | 1 | 7.14% | |
64 | 1 | 7.14% | |
anal beads | 5 | 35.71% | |
8 | 0 | 0% | |
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02-01-2013, 08:13 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Make it so
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,181
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How many more polls will Whiskey make?
This is a very serious situation, how many more generic and dull polls with threads are to come?
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02-01-2013, 09:15 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 5,584
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I don't see the following option:
"Whiskey had long ago set out to be the world's largest pole collector. As an admirer of poles, he sought to find and/or create as many as he could, simply to be surrounded by such a variety of poles of all lengths, girths, and hues. When he arrived here at this forum, he saw the option to create a poll in threads. 'Silly forum administrators', he thought, 'you spelled poles wrong.' He then began to create polls. But much to his dismay, nothing was happening. 'Stupid forum, you are inadequate at pole creation', he thought. Yet, Whiskey was a determined young man, and no matter how many silly, illiterate administrators there were here, nor how bad this forum is at creating poles, he fought on. And to this day, he is still fighting." Why is this not an option? It should be.
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02-01-2013, 09:19 PM | #8 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 18,605
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If he wants to create poles he could always get Yac to screw his mother.
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02-01-2013, 09:19 PM | #9 (permalink) |
The Big Dog
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,989
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I'm still calling it, Whiskey's brand of inanity is due to him being Howard the Duck's re-incarnation.
I never believed in it before, but the similarities between the two and their timing can not simply be coincidence. |
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