Musical Deathmatch III

[blackdragon123]

After a brutally one sided contest last week, which saw the Coca-Cola Company manage a 7/0 victory over the late, shape-shifting great (in a bit of a state) Michael Jackson. Adding to yet another victory for our non-musical combatants. The scores so far stand at:

Godzilla 6 - 4 Morrison (Battle for the Lizard King)
Coca-Cola 7 - 0 Jackson (Battle for the King of Pop)

But this week we present to you what could be a tide-turner. Yes, you guessed it. Today we are think-abouting, WHO IS THE UNDISPUTED, PRINCE! OF! DARKNESS!!!!

In the left corner, obviously we have Satan, (or Lucifer...or Pope Benedict or Hitler) whatever name is sufficient for that particular day. Famous mostly for his role in the Bible, where he tempted Eve as an eloquent snake, tried and failed to tempt Jesus with promises of eternal power and Breaking Bad boxsets, and of course sent the anti-Christ to corrupt the earth and perform all manner of FUDGED UP SHIZZ! A contender, there's no doubt..and the Christians in the audience are not giving him a warm welcome, lots of holy water and reminders that "the power of Christ compels him" he doesn't seem phased.

But in the right corner we have the crazy man of rock n roll himself, the man who has bitten the heads off at least 2 different species (take that Noah!) It's a man who needs no introduction, the crazy train! Mr Black Sabbath himself! Ozzy Osbourne!

Both fighters...getting on a bit...but Satan still holds a few thousand years over Osbourne, but will the knowledge that his image has been stolen, sung about and comically portrayed by the Birmingham bruiser be a strong enough factor to overcome that? We'll find out.

Satan v Osbourne, tonight! on Musical Deathmatch III. (First few rows may get decapitated, possessed, offered apples or just wet...)