Yo Mama Jokes

slappyjenkins · 12-06-2012, 04:36 PM

If you want to make this personal you can direct it at the previous poster. If not, then just post your favorite yo mama jokes.

I'll start us off.

Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 47 years to live.

FRED HALE SR. · 12-06-2012, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by slappyjenkins

If you want to make this personal you can direct it at the previous poster. If not, then just post your favorite yo mama jokes.

I'll start us off.

Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 47 years to live.

Yo Mama is so fat she irons her underwear in the Driveway.

slappyjenkins · 12-06-2012, 04:42 PM

^^Hey! Don't talk about my mama!

Haha good one Fred...that IS fat.

Zebras · 12-06-2012, 04:43 PM

Yo mama's so slow, her De Broglie wavelength is observable on a macroscopic scale

slappyjenkins · 12-06-2012, 05:02 PM

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

FRED HALE SR. · 12-06-2012, 05:11 PM

Yo mama is so stupid she taped a piece of paper to the tv and called it paperview.

**Frownland** · 12-06-2012, 05:13 PM

Your mother is so ugly, that it affects her self esteem.

FRED HALE SR. · 12-06-2012, 05:16 PM

Yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.

slappyjenkins · 12-06-2012, 06:20 PM

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's.

Psy-Fi · 12-06-2012, 06:32 PM

Here are a few...

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.

Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.

12-06-2012, 04:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
slappyjenkins Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 214	Yo Mama Jokes If you want to make this personal you can direct it at the previous poster. If not, then just post your favorite yo mama jokes. I'll start us off. Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 47 years to live. __________________ I was once told...True intimacy is finding out what the other person wants and needs and if it's within your power giving it to them.

12-06-2012, 04:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
slappyjenkins Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 214	^^Hey! Don't talk about my mama! Haha good one Fred...that IS fat. __________________ I was once told...True intimacy is finding out what the other person wants and needs and if it's within your power giving it to them.

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slappyjenkins Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 214	Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! __________________ I was once told...True intimacy is finding out what the other person wants and needs and if it's within your power giving it to them.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Your mother is so ugly, that it affects her self esteem. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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slappyjenkins Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 214	Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's. __________________ I was once told...True intimacy is finding out what the other person wants and needs and if it's within your power giving it to them.

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Zebras Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Good ol' Minnesota Posts: 101	Yo mama's so slow, her De Broglie wavelength is observable on a macroscopic scale

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FRED HALE SR. Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: So-Cal Posts: 3,752	Yo mama is so stupid she taped a piece of paper to the tv and called it paperview.

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FRED HALE SR. Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: So-Cal Posts: 3,752	Yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.

12-06-2012, 06:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Psy-Fi Aficionado of Fine Filth Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: You don't want to look in there. Posts: 6,898	Here are a few... Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake. Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon. Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock. Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.